Let's play a game.
Let's imagine that you've died, and, wether you want it or not, you are given the type of burail which is most common in the place where you live. Then, 2000 years from now, an archaeologist comes along and digs you up.
Based on what the archaeologist finds in your burial, and armed with a reasonable knowledge of the history of the times you lived in, what would that archaeologist be able to tell about you, the live you lived, and your personal life?
I'll start.
Sealed coffin burials in concrete vaults are most common here. Right away, our imaginary archaeologist will be misled into believing that I - for some reason - want my body preserved. False data.
I'd most likely be buried in clothing completely unlike that which I wear in real life. False data.
I'll most likely be buried in a cemetery, surrounded by religious symbols of a religion that I don't even believe in. There might even be a cross on my tombstone, if my wife and daughter have their way (and they will, 'cause I'll be dead). More false data.
If I'm buried with the jewelry I habitually wear, I'll have a wedding ring. I'll assume the archaeologist will know what that means, so score one for him/her. But what will he/she know about what my marriage was like?
I'll also have a ring with a fish on it. In this time period, the most common use of a fish as a symbol is Christian. The archaeologist will probably assume I'm Christian. Actually, the fish means something completely different. False data.
I also have a necklace with a cat on a red background. What will this mean? Will the archaeologist assume that the cat and the color have some kind of meaning? What are the odds that the archaeologist will figure out that red is my favorite color, and the cat is based on a Julie Cruise song (Kool Kat Walk) that isn't even about a cat...
In short - it seems to me that any conclusion drawn based on my "grave goods" is more likely to be wrong than it is to be right. If this is the case, what do we really know about the real lives of ancient people? Maybe King Tut thought gold was gaudy, and prefered lavender...
Maybe there's an archaeologist around who can help me out...
Let's imagine that you've died, and, wether you want it or not, you are given the type of burail which is most common in the place where you live. Then, 2000 years from now, an archaeologist comes along and digs you up.
Based on what the archaeologist finds in your burial, and armed with a reasonable knowledge of the history of the times you lived in, what would that archaeologist be able to tell about you, the live you lived, and your personal life?
I'll start.
Sealed coffin burials in concrete vaults are most common here. Right away, our imaginary archaeologist will be misled into believing that I - for some reason - want my body preserved. False data.
I'd most likely be buried in clothing completely unlike that which I wear in real life. False data.
I'll most likely be buried in a cemetery, surrounded by religious symbols of a religion that I don't even believe in. There might even be a cross on my tombstone, if my wife and daughter have their way (and they will, 'cause I'll be dead). More false data.
If I'm buried with the jewelry I habitually wear, I'll have a wedding ring. I'll assume the archaeologist will know what that means, so score one for him/her. But what will he/she know about what my marriage was like?
I'll also have a ring with a fish on it. In this time period, the most common use of a fish as a symbol is Christian. The archaeologist will probably assume I'm Christian. Actually, the fish means something completely different. False data.
I also have a necklace with a cat on a red background. What will this mean? Will the archaeologist assume that the cat and the color have some kind of meaning? What are the odds that the archaeologist will figure out that red is my favorite color, and the cat is based on a Julie Cruise song (Kool Kat Walk) that isn't even about a cat...
In short - it seems to me that any conclusion drawn based on my "grave goods" is more likely to be wrong than it is to be right. If this is the case, what do we really know about the real lives of ancient people? Maybe King Tut thought gold was gaudy, and prefered lavender...
Maybe there's an archaeologist around who can help me out...
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