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MaskedOne
16 Aug 2015, 21:24
DOOM!!!!

Now that I have everyone's attention, PF Staff in their unending quest to heighten the oppression of our members have volunteered from among you a brand new representative of staff oppression.

Rae'ya has been brainwashed into graciously consented to being the first local mod PF has had since the Great Crash of 2010. She has claimed Pagan Traditions and Discussion along with all its sub-forums as her personal dominion. Within her lawful dominions, any turquoise text is a moderator directive to be ignored at your peril. Please join the staff in welcoming our newest agent of oppression or else.

Gleb
16 Aug 2015, 21:39
First of all, congratulations, Raeya! :)
Um... I don't seem to understand the meaning of turquoise colour... Explanation pleaz?

Medusa
16 Aug 2015, 22:01
Congrats!! ;)

And sorry you are going to have to be nice now. :p

I'm with Gleb. Whats a local mod? And other then green and red, what other colors should we protest and riot against? :lol:

habbalah
16 Aug 2015, 22:27
Congratulations!

Rae'ya
16 Aug 2015, 22:50
First of all, congratulations, Raeya! :)
Um... I don't seem to understand the meaning of turquoise colour... Explanation pleaz?

Basically, I'm special, so I get my own special colour :p

If I write in turquoise, you have to listen to me, or else Doom shall fall upon your head (and Doom is quite painful, I've heard).

Also, local mod means I only have to be nice in my own boards... or depending on how you look at it, I'm allowed to be really mean in my own boards as I now have the power of calling down Doom on your head.

Gleb
16 Aug 2015, 22:58
Basically, I'm special, so I get my own special colour :p

If I write in turquoise, you have to listen to me, or else Doom shall fall upon your head (and Doom is quite painful, I've heard).

Also, local mod means I only have to be nice in my own boards... or depending on how you look at it, I'm allowed to be really mean in my own boards as I now have the power of calling down Doom on your head.

OOoohhhh... Ok. Thanks. :)
Congrats again!

Hihihiiii.. It means we can party in the forums! ;) :p

MaskedOne
16 Aug 2015, 23:48
Congrats!! ;)

And sorry you are going to have to be nice now. :p

I'm with Gleb. Whats a local mod?

We thought we'd try out specialist oppressors. Rae'ya has her own specific dominions to oppress people in and she doesn't have to worry about the rest of the site. Once we've hammered out the kinks, others will be brainwashed into recruited to deliver localized oppression. This will hopefully allow gms and admins to spare time to work on new and improved forms of oppression instead of being tied up with constant monitoring.

Azvanna
17 Aug 2015, 00:41
Grats Rae'ya!

Rick
17 Aug 2015, 00:47
Great choice. Congratulations to all involved in making and accepting the offer.

iris
17 Aug 2015, 00:56
Congrats Rae'ya :)

Tylluan Penry
17 Aug 2015, 01:18
Congratulations! Do you have access to general doom, or would you like to add in some of the Anglo-Saxon domes hleotan as well? ;)

anunitu
17 Aug 2015, 01:41
Basically, I'm special, so I get my own special colour :p

If I write in turquoise, you have to listen to me, or else Doom shall fall upon your head (and Doom is quite painful, I've heard).

Also, local mod means I only have to be nice in my own boards... or depending on how you look at it, I'm allowed to be really mean in my own boards as I now have the power of calling down Doom on your head.


So this leaves where that I can hide out in..and turquoise seems a bit cheerful as a doom color,but I know you will make it very frightening.

Gleb
17 Aug 2015, 01:45
So this leaves where that I can hide out in..and turquoise seems a bit cheerful as a doom color,but I know you will make it very frightening.
I probably will get on the head after saying this, but Raeya doesn't seem to be very... Doom-ish like... :p :D

Luna
17 Aug 2015, 02:18
Congratulations Rae`ya, and what a lovely color :)

Rae'ya
17 Aug 2015, 05:13
So this leaves where that I can hide out in..and turquoise seems a bit cheerful as a doom color,but I know you will make it very frightening.

It's all part of the terrifying nature of my particular brand of Doom. MO cultivates the illusion of tyranny so that everyone knows how hard he'll come down if crossed. I use my charm and my cheerful colour to lull you into a false sense of security... then BAM. Besides it matches the plasma cannons I've had built into my shoulder-pads.

Oh and technically, you can hide from ME anywhere that's not Pagan Traditions. BUUUUUT... the others are everywhere. And you know there is no hiding from MO or Thalassa.


I probably will get on the head after saying this, but Raeya doesn't seem to be very... Doom-ish like... :p :D

That's because I've never had to tell you what-for, Gleb! As long as you keep being the nice young man that you are, you get to keep the illusion of a Doom-less Rae'ya.

Juniper
17 Aug 2015, 05:27
I'm so happy about this, you have no idea. Congrats Rae'ya and thank you. :)

Hawkfeathers
17 Aug 2015, 05:29
Congratulationa, Rae'ya!

anunitu
17 Aug 2015, 05:43
So,do we address you as the Dred Moderator Rae'ya or is the turquoise Avenger more to your liking???

MaskedOne
17 Aug 2015, 05:48
It's all part of the terrifying nature of my particular brand of Doom. MO cultivates the illusion of tyranny so that everyone knows how hard he'll come down if crossed. I use my charm and my cheerful colour to lull you into a false sense of security... then BAM. Besides it matches the plasma cannons I've had built into my shoulder-pads.

Oh and technically, you can hide from ME anywhere that's not Pagan Traditions. BUUUUUT... the others are everywhere. And you know there is no hiding from MO or Thalassa.



That's because I've never had to tell you what-for, Gleb! As long as you keep being the nice young man that you are, you get to keep the illusion of a Doom-less Rae'ya.

What's this illusion of tyranny silliness? You're gonna convince people they have rights with this. I have to invest time and effort making object lessons when that happens. New staff conspiring to make me work for a living....

anunitu
17 Aug 2015, 05:55
Oh No oh hidden one,we would never plot behind your back(That is your back right) we love and respect you(Hides flyer with words of revolution) backs away crawling and bowing as I go...

Just wait(this in a whisper) when the winds of revolution sweep through the kingdom,and the oppressors will weep for our forgiveness(yeh,that is Guy Fawkes mask) Muhahahahahaaaa.

MaskedOne
17 Aug 2015, 05:56
<--- targets orbital ban cannons at Jersey.

anunitu
17 Aug 2015, 05:58
Has not Jersey suffered enough just by being Jersey,and having to be always remembered for "The Jersey shore"?

MaskedOne
17 Aug 2015, 06:05
Has not Jersey suffered enough just by being Jersey,and having to be always remembered for "The Jersey shore"?

You're talking to me and suggesting that enough exists?

anunitu
17 Aug 2015, 06:13
Well,we did have the sopranos and Jersey is kinda a mecca for the good fellas, and maybe you know that Jon Stewart live here too.

And if you are gonna shoot,aim for Chris Christi please.

Azvanna
17 Aug 2015, 06:15
Congratulations! Do you have access to general doom, or would you like to add in some of the Anglo-Saxon domes hleotan as well? ;)

That sounds fun!!!!

Hawkfeathers
17 Aug 2015, 06:56
Well,we did have the sopranos and Jersey is kinda a mecca for the good fellas, and maybe you know that Jon Stewart live here too.



And the best pizza on Earth. Nobody wants to destroy that.

thalassa
17 Aug 2015, 08:38
If Rae'ya issues general doom and MO oppressive doom, I'm going to claim sparkly doom of sparkle-ness. My doom comes embellished with shiny and glitter.

MaskedOne
17 Aug 2015, 08:42
If Rae'ya issues general doom and MO oppressive doom, I'm going to claim sparkly doom of sparkle-ness. My doom comes embellished with shiny and glitter.

Speaking of Doom, you need a title since Juni has God-Empress. I can't be saying God-Empress and Thal... so you need a sufficiently grandiose title.

anunitu
17 Aug 2015, 09:24
Our Lady of the absolute final word(English edition)

- - - Updated - - -

OR, Sparkles the mistress of Mystery.


You know it is only a matter of time MO,before I rename even YOU...The evil magical maker of names.(Copy Right the beginning of time)

volcaniclastic
17 Aug 2015, 09:36
Speaking of Doom, you need a title since Juni has God-Empress. I can't be saying God-Empress and Thal... so you need a sufficiently grandiose title.

Even I have a title - Mistress of the Ban Hammer (because I will whip you into submission) ;)

...also, also, hey guys. I have doom too. I just forget to be doomful with everything going on in life. Maybe that should be my new motto. More doom, less moping!

Doc_Holliday
17 Aug 2015, 09:58
Congratulations Rae'ya on the position!

Gleb
17 Aug 2015, 10:24
That's because I've never had to tell you what-for, Gleb! As long as you keep being the nice young man that you are, you get to keep the illusion of a Doom-less Rae'ya.
Well... Depends on how you define "young". :p It's my 18th bday soon! ;)

Jembru
17 Aug 2015, 11:49
Great news!

So where exactly will I be in Rae'ya's capable hands? The whole of the Pagan Traditons section?

I think it's a great idea to have mods for certain boards actually. I know from my own activity that unless something controversial is happening, I tend to stick within certain boards or certain threads. I couldn't imagine being forced to read topics that don't interest me, just in case people are misbehaving. Selecting staff based on their area of activity is a very clever way to free up everyone's time, and make the staff team more efficient! This little lady approves!

Shahaku
17 Aug 2015, 13:29
Congrats rae'ya. Welcome to the doom squad!

MaskedOne
17 Aug 2015, 13:50
Great news!

So where exactly will I be in Rae'ya's capable hands? The whole of the Pagan Traditons section?

I think it's a great idea to have mods for certain boards actually. I know from my own activity that unless something controversial is happening, I tend to stick within certain boards or certain threads. I couldn't imagine being forced to read topics that don't interest me, just in case people are misbehaving. Selecting staff based on their area of activity is a very clever way to free up everyone's time, and make the staff team more efficient! This little lady approves!

Monitoring everything, everywhere is doable...

It's just most people get tired of it really fast.

Juniper
17 Aug 2015, 14:05
Monitoring everything, everywhere is doable...

It's just most people get tired of it really fast.
Guilty. /10lazies

volcaniclastic
17 Aug 2015, 20:40
Guilty. /10lazies

Also lazy. I'm not even sure when the last time I read a thread in the intro section was. (sorry, newbies)

Rae'ya
18 Aug 2015, 04:31
Even I have a title - Mistress of the Ban Hammer (because I will whip you into submission) ;)

...also, also, hey guys. I have doom too. I just forget to be doomful with everything going on in life. Maybe that should be my new motto. More doom, less moping!

You get to wield the Ban-Hammer of Doom. So there's that. My lil ol' Doom-Axe is nothing compared to that! lol

I've seen inside the PF Armory now... Ban-Hammers, Sparkle Sticks, flame throwers, plasma cannons, Doom-axes, ban-cannons... there's stuff in there even I don't recognise. It's a wonder our members get out of here alive at the end of the day. :p

MaskedOne
18 Aug 2015, 05:02
I believe in options when it comes Doom-weaponry.

Juniper
18 Aug 2015, 06:11
I go back and forth between the Ban-Whip and the Ban-Halberd. Those are my main tools of choice.
On a few occasions though I've found the Ban-Tea-Cup to be handy, too, though when I want to be covert.

MaskedOne
18 Aug 2015, 06:18
Where-as I have a network of orbiting ban cannons for major issues, ban cannons modeled of WW2 16 inch guns for nostalgia's sake, tommy guns of banning just because they're funny to pull out, more modern smgs of banning for practical purposes and war hammers of banning for close in work. I think I even have a lightsaber of banning in development.

Then there are the exotic weapons that none of you need to know about. :)

anunitu
18 Aug 2015, 06:18
You failed to mention the Ban-Danna,the very covert and over looked tool...also in singing group Bananarama.,but I think that has been banned because of songs being to cheesy..