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Amaris
08 Apr 2018, 20:18
Hello, I'm Amaris, along with Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, and Diane Sawyer. Those stories and Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 Minutes.

Seriously, though, I'm Amaris, and it's nice to be here. I have been looking for an active message board where I could come and share my thoughts and experiences with Paganism, while also learning about new perspectives on aspects of the various faiths I don't understand, which is a massive undertaking on my part. I haven't been Pagan for very long, but the ride up to this point has been intense and one heck of a lesson.

Let's see, a few things about me:

I'm very sexy. While I would never be considered a 10, I'm at least a 4 1/2, and that has more numbers in it than 10.
I love classical and baroque style music, but can't remember any composers other than Mozart, J.S. Bach, C.P.E. Bach, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Strauss, Stravinsky, and Elton John.
I have been a Christian, an atheist, and a member of Earth, Wind, & Fire.
I sometimes lie about being in famous bands.
I have a terrific sense of humor, and once made a dog laugh like Ed McMahon.
I wear all black, except when I don't.
I once chased a tornado and got so close it ripped off my windshield wipers.
The above statement is 100% true. That's what you get for chasing tornadoes in a Ford Tempo.
The BeeGees were the greatest songwriters of the 1970s, but Donna Summer defines the best of the Disco era.

Any questions? I guarantee you'll love the answers.¹





¹ - Not a guarantee

B. de Corbin
09 Apr 2018, 05:35
I think your age might be showing in some of your pop culture references... Or, are you perhaps trying to fool us?

Welcome to PF!

iris
09 Apr 2018, 05:40
Oh I like your sense of humour already! Welcome!

Amaris
09 Apr 2018, 13:43
I think your age might be showing in some of your pop culture references... Or, are you perhaps trying to fool us?

Welcome to PF!
You are correct! My references are all genuine and original. I remember Johnny Carson as the king of late night. :)



Oh I like your sense of humour already! Welcome!
Thank you! :D

anunitu
09 Apr 2018, 14:15
my memories are your show of shows with Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca.

That makes me something of an old fart for sure.

see here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042173/).

Amaris
09 Apr 2018, 20:49
my memories are your show of shows with Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca.

That makes me something of an old fart for sure.

see here.

Indeed it does. While I know who both Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca are (and consider them both wonderfully talented comedians), I never saw them when they were in their prime. Sid I caught in reruns, and Imogene I discovered when I saw National Lampoon's Vacation for the first time, and loved her.

Hawkfeathers
10 Apr 2018, 09:41
When I think of the Tonight Show, I think of Steve Allen. LOL

anunitu
10 Apr 2018, 12:14
also hawk and jack paar.
here. (https://www.biography.com/people/jack-paar-9431333)

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and the saying. "SMOCK SMOCK"

Allen’s catchphrase of “smock-smock!

HERE. (https://www.britannica.com/biography/Steve-Allen)

habbalah
10 Apr 2018, 14:38
Hello and welcome!

Amaris
10 Apr 2018, 17:39
When I think of the Tonight Show, I think of Steve Allen. LOL
"Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen, and the Joy of Cooking Steve Allen!"

I've seen him before on reruns, and on shows like "What's My Line," but I can't help thinking of that bit in the Simpsons.


also hawk and jack paar.
here.

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and the saying. "SMOCK SMOCK"

Allen’s catchphrase of “smock-smock!

HERE.
I wasn't aware of the catchphrase! *adds to collection of tidbits*


Hello and welcome!
Hello, and thank you! :D

Torey
10 Apr 2018, 23:25
Welcome to PF! :)

Amaris
11 Apr 2018, 11:40
Welcome to PF! :)
Thank you, Torey. :D

anubisa
11 Apr 2018, 16:28
Welcome to the forum! LOL! Cool intro!

Amaris
12 Apr 2018, 21:27
Welcome to the forum! LOL! Cool intro!
Thank you, anubisa, and I do try! :D