According to a website advertising a guaranteed testosterone boosting supplement, with more testosterone I will "Say goodbye to mini-vans, chick flicks, emotional breakdowns, and excess belly fat!"

This is hyper-mundo-important to me because I'm sixty years old, testosterone tends to drop in men who are past the age of fifty, I like mini-vans, and I get sad when my mini-van runs over a bunny or raccoon (not so much when I hit a 'possum, though. 'Possums look like giant rats, have pointy teeth, and hiss).