Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

[thalassa]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

Thalassa's thread necro!

I'm working on one now...

[orchestrion]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

Ahahaa these are great. I'm afraid if i tried my hand at these mine wouldn't be half as clever. XD

[Ophidia]

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Pagans need harsh values to teach their children?

Do they?

Do they really?

I still can't quite see why this should be so .....

You haven't actually read any of the poems, have you?

[Larix]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

Pagans need harsh values to teach their children?

Do they?

Do they really?

I still can't quite see why this should be so .....

[Corvus]

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Wish I could rhyme, If I find the time I might do some pictures. This stuff is hilarious

[Raphaeline]

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I'm enjoying this thread

Respect Every God
Grecian Ginny Grindle
Only bowed to Zues
And when her friends said,
Hail Mary the Virgin!
Ginny's chuckles broke loose
But when Ginny was grown
Hera would not fill her womb
For Hera and Mary, full of grace
Had tea together every noon

LOLZ!

I've had that rash.

It's not funny.






Yes it is

XD

[B. de Corbin]

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Trials of Urban Pagans

Polly Penelope Starlight,
In the city, day and night,
Wanted Nature a bit closer,
So she went a-lookin' for 'Er.

She did pet the dogs out on the street
And the carriage horses she did meet,
She's always here; She's all around us!
And then poor Polly got hit by a bus.

Oh no! Poor Polly!

[GabrielWithoutWings]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

Trials of Urban Pagans

Polly Penelope Starlight,
In the city, day and night,
Wanted Nature a bit closer,
So she went a-lookin' for 'Er.

She did pet the dogs out on the street
And the carriage horses she did meet,
She's always here; She's all around us!
And then poor Polly got hit by a bus.

[Ophidia]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

I've had that rash.

It's not funny.






Yes it is

It's only funny when it happens to someone else :P

[B. de Corbin]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

I've had that rash.

It's not funny.






Yes it is

[thalassa]

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Oh, lol Perze!

[Ophidia]

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Creative plagiarism... or an alternate ending, lol.

Don't Wipe With It, Either

I once knew a talented fellow
That could weave a tale, fierce or mellow
But never did he ever learn
The leaf of tree, wildflower, or fern

So when one night, he deigned to gather
Parts of plants he thought wouldn't matter
Cleaning his regions most tender
A fearsome red rash he did render

[B. de Corbin]

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Don't Eat What You Can't Name

I once knew a talented fellow
That could weave a tale, fierce or mellow
But never did he ever learn
The leaf of tree, wildflower, or fern

So when one night, he deigned to gather
Parts of plants he thought would matter
And he boiled them in a brew to drink
Then promptly expired in a lather, I think.

LMAO!!!!!!

[Siloh]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

Don't Eat What You Can't Name

I once knew a talented fellow
That could weave a tale, fierce or mellow
But never did he ever learn
The leaf of tree, wildflower, or fern

So when one night, he deigned to gather
Parts of plants he thought would matter
And he boiled them in a brew to drink
Then promptly expired in a lather, I think.

I LOVE this one! The ending is perfect.

[thalassa]

Re: Pagans need harsh values to teach their children

Don't Eat What You Can't Name

I once knew a talented fellow
That could weave a tale, fierce or mellow
But never did he ever learn
The leaf of tree, wildflower, or fern

So when one night, he deigned to gather
Parts of plants he thought would matter
And he boiled them in a brew to drink
Then promptly expired in a lather, I think.