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I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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Re: Music Thread
Here's a song I really like The Age of Beer (reference to the Age of Stone) by Mononc Serge and Anonymus.
It's in french.
Translation
(Bottles rings) (Burping)
beer... beer... beer... beer... beer... Beer... Beer... Beer... Beer... Beer... BEER... BEER... BEER...BEEEEEEER!
Were at the Age of Beer and the Man of The Taverns, is going back to home, to be told by his wife:
You stink, you're dumb, you are again drunk, you only think of boozing, your life is a desert.
But in the desert, there is no beer, no scotch, nor boozing pals.
So then his eyes closed, while his wife kept on nagging. He's gone asleep, and in his dreams, he sees his pals who sang:
Molson!* -I'm gonna take one. -Labatt Blue!* -No more than two. -Corona!* -Ok, just three. -Wildcat!* -I stop after four.
-And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink!
Five-O!* -I got to go home. -Tremblay!** -Oh, already decap.
-And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! (Yell)
He's one of us! He drank his beer like everybody else.
(beer rings, burping and Bobrot*** commercial)
-On the next morning... Ow! Ouch! The brain. He's heading to the pharmacy, to get some pills.
While heading there our man gets back into shape, good timing, here's Langevin**: -Do we get a beer? - And there we went to the bar counter.
I'm gonna take one. -Sleeman!* -I got to stop. -Coors Light!* -Oh, here's Robert. -Come on a last one! -You aren't going now? -Maudite!*
And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink!
-Well, I got to show myself out. -Boreal Rousse!* -I really got to go. -Molson Dry!*
-And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! And Drink! (Yell)
He's one of us! He drank his beer like everybody else.
(Burping) I'm gonna be sick!
Bring it up! To the Forehead! Bring it up! To the Nose! Bring it up! To the Chin! Bring it up! To the Tit!
Bring it up! To the Stomach! Bring it up! To the Groin! Bring it up! To the Foot! Bring it up! To Musique Plus!****
And Drink! And Drink! Hurry, you can do it!
And Drink! And Drink! You're aint a sissi!
And Drink! And Drink! Drink it up!
And Drink! And Drink! He's getting there!
And Drink! And Drink! Let's go man!
And Drink! And Drink! He's gonna do it!
And Drink! And Drink! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And Drink! And Drink! (Yell)
He's one of us! He drank his beer like everybody else.
He's one of us! He drank his beer like everybody else.
(Yelling) (Burping)
At the Age of Beer!
(Final burp!)
* Beer Marks ** Familly names *** Satiric commercial about Budweiser **** Loud music TV Channel.Last edited by Taiga Pagan; 04 Mar 2011, 01:32.
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I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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