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    #16
    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Originally posted by iris View Post
    Granted. But at the end of that year you'll lose all memory of Japan even existing.

    I wish I had my favourite ice cream right now.
    Granted. You have it in your hands, but you get a 10 minute long brain freeze sensation and teeth pain every time you eat some.

    I wish my alarm would actually wake me up.

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      #17
      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

      Originally posted by Sean R. R. View Post
      Granted. You have it in your hands, but you get a 10 minute long brain freeze sensation and teeth pain every time you eat some.

      I wish my alarm would actually wake me up.
      Granted. You always wake up when your alarm goes off, but now it rings every time you fall asleep.

      I wish my dinner would be ready when I got home
      You remind me of the babe
      What babe?
      The babe with the power
      What power?
      The Power of voodoo
      Who do?
      You do!
      Do what?
      Remind me of the babe!

      Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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        #18
        Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

        Originally posted by iris View Post
        Granted. You always wake up when your alarm goes off, but now it rings every time you fall asleep.

        I wish my dinner would be ready when I got home
        Granted, bus the cook sucks and it's always something like rice and plain, dry chicken.

        I wish I was cuddling my baby right now.
        We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

        I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
        It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
        Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
        -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

        Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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          #19
          Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

          Granted, you can cuddle your baby now, but you're never putting it down again, not at 8 months, not at 18 years. Soz.

          I wish I could teleport.
          ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

          RIP

          I have never been across the way
          Seen the desert and the birds
          You cut your hair short
          Like a shush to an insult
          The world had been yelling
          Since the day you were born
          Revolting with anger
          While it smiled like it was cute
          That everything was shit.
          - J. Wylder

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            #20
            Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

            Originally posted by Heka View Post
            Granted, you can cuddle your baby now, but you're never putting it down again, not at 8 months, not at 18 years. Soz.

            I wish I could teleport.
            granted, but you can only teleport 20cm at a time

            I wish I had a dog
            You remind me of the babe
            What babe?
            The babe with the power
            What power?
            The Power of voodoo
            Who do?
            You do!
            Do what?
            Remind me of the babe!

            Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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              #21
              Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

              Originally posted by iris View Post
              granted, but you can only teleport 20cm at a time

              I wish I had a dog
              Granted. You now have Cujo.

              I wish for perfect weather.
              We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

              I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
              It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
              Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
              -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

              Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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                #22
                Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                Originally posted by Shahaku View Post
                Granted. You now have Cujo.

                I wish for perfect weather.
                Granted, but it's always the perfect weather from the opposite side of the world.

                I wish there were no flies buzzing around me.
                In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. ~~ Edward P. Tryon

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                  #23
                  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                  Originally posted by Oshii View Post
                  Granted, but it's always the perfect weather from the opposite side of the world.

                  I wish there were no flies buzzing around me.
                  Granted, instead there are mosquitoes buzzing around you.

                  I wish I could lose weight without having to go on a diet or exercise (LOL).
                  Anubisa

                  Dedicated and devoted to Lord Anubis and Lady Bast. A follower of the path of Egyptian Wicca.

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                    #24
                    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                    Originally posted by anubisa View Post
                    Granted, instead there are mosquitoes buzzing around you.

                    I wish I could lose weight without having to go on a diet or exercise (LOL).
                    Granted, but now you're anorexic and can't gain weight either.

                    I wish I wasn't so cold.
                    ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

                    RIP

                    I have never been across the way
                    Seen the desert and the birds
                    You cut your hair short
                    Like a shush to an insult
                    The world had been yelling
                    Since the day you were born
                    Revolting with anger
                    While it smiled like it was cute
                    That everything was shit.
                    - J. Wylder

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                      #25
                      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                      Originally posted by Heka View Post
                      Granted, but now you're anorexic and can't gain weight either.

                      I wish I wasn't so cold.
                      Granted. You're now on fire.

                      I wish my sewing skills were better
                      You remind me of the babe
                      What babe?
                      The babe with the power
                      What power?
                      The Power of voodoo
                      Who do?
                      You do!
                      Do what?
                      Remind me of the babe!

                      Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                        #26
                        Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                        Originally posted by iris View Post
                        Granted. You're now on fire.

                        I wish my sewing skills were better
                        Granted, but you are doomed to only sew shut wounds on the battlefield while people die around you.

                        I wish I liked tea more.
                        ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

                        RIP

                        I have never been across the way
                        Seen the desert and the birds
                        You cut your hair short
                        Like a shush to an insult
                        The world had been yelling
                        Since the day you were born
                        Revolting with anger
                        While it smiled like it was cute
                        That everything was shit.
                        - J. Wylder

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                          #27
                          Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                          Originally posted by Heka View Post
                          Granted, but you are doomed to only sew shut wounds on the battlefield while people die around you.

                          I wish I liked tea more.
                          Granted, but you now become obsessed with Teas and don't want to drink anything else ever again.

                          I wish I didn't feel like such a scatterbrain today.
                          �Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.�
                          ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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                            #28
                            Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                            Granted!

                            However, you will be scatterbrained for everyday next year.

                            I wish I could stop feeling like an idiot somedays.
                            Anubisa

                            Dedicated and devoted to Lord Anubis and Lady Bast. A follower of the path of Egyptian Wicca.

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