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Straight White Boys Texting. Though the messages are not always from men who are straight or white (and sometimes not even from men), it's a breathtaking collection of stupid, disgusting, and hilarious attempts these creatures have made to pick up women (and sometimes men). Contains very not work for safe language, and occasionally NSFW images as well.
I saw this picture earlier on Yahoo news headlines (without the captions, obviously), and couldn't stop laughing because in my mind's eye, this is how I saw it and had to caption it appropriately:
I plan on being late to my funeral. I have a habit of being early for everything else in my life so I will be late just that one time.
There will be no casket as I will be buried in a shallow grave in one of my robes with my favorite wand, dagger and altar stone. My ultimate gift to the earth that supported my life.
The Dragon sees infinity and those it touches are forced to feel the reality of it.
I am his student and his partner. He is my guide and an ominous friend.
Webcomic: Yes, those are mascots from a real Danish theme park. The infamous BonBon Land. Here's a link to a YouTube video https://www.
This! Read it! It's about a place I went every year as a kid. I never stopped to think how anyone not Danish would react to this place Bonus info: most of the mascots have a themed candy, so the dog has 'hundeprutter' (dog farts... I know, yummy), the cow with the huge breasts have 'patter' (Sorry, but it translates directly to tits. And yea, they're shaped like breasts)... lots of other delicious candy too, like bird droppings and trash we're weird. I never realised that.
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The Power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe! Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat
Hmmmm,Danish is sweet rolls and cheese Danish to me....But then I am an American...
... What's sweet rolls?... asked the dane
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The Power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe! Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat
http://satwcomic.com/children-will-love-it
This! Read it! It's about a place I went every year as a kid. I never stopped to think how anyone not Danish would react to this place Bonus info: most of the mascots have a themed candy, so the dog has 'hundeprutter' (dog farts... I know, yummy), the cow with the huge breasts have 'patter' (Sorry, but it translates directly to tits. And yea, they're shaped like breasts)... lots of other delicious candy too, like bird droppings and trash we're weird. I never realised that.
It sounds awesome. I wonder if they do package holidays from England? Of course, I'm scared of mascot costumes so I might have a problem if there are people dressed up as these things everywhere.
夕方に急なにわか雨は「夕立」と呼ばれるなら、なぜ朝ににわか雨は「朝立ち」と呼ばれないの? ^^If a sudden rain shower in the evening is referred to as an 'evening stand', then why isn't a shower in the morning called 'morning stand'?
http://satwcomic.com/children-will-love-it
This! Read it! It's about a place I went every year as a kid. I never stopped to think how anyone not Danish would react to this place Bonus info: most of the mascots have a themed candy, so the dog has 'hundeprutter' (dog farts... I know, yummy), the cow with the huge breasts have 'patter' (Sorry, but it translates directly to tits. And yea, they're shaped like breasts)... lots of other delicious candy too, like bird droppings and trash we're weird. I never realised that.
Lol. Also, I love SatW.
I think we have the dog farts here too. And also candies like this (the name could be translated as "hot humps") and this. Perhaps inspired by the Danes?
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