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    #1

    If you are too stupid...

    ... to actually write something better to your sweety for Valentine's Day, you can get the Presidential Valentine's Day generator to do it for you:

    http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/...ine-generator/

    My honey's getting this:

    "My love for you is big league."

    (will that help me get lucky?)
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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    "I don't praise you enough on your look, and believe me, there's plenty of material there."
    ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

    RIP

    I have never been across the way
    Seen the desert and the birds
    You cut your hair short
    Like a shush to an insult
    The world had been yelling
    Since the day you were born
    Revolting with anger
    While it smiled like it was cute
    That everything was shit.
    - J. Wylder

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      #3
      Re: If you are too stupid...

      Big walls are great. Fake news is bad. If you won't go out with me, I will be Sad!
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      Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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        #4
        Re: If you are too stupid...

        I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of your Tinder profile

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          #5
          Re: If you are too stupid...

          The Orange One has nothing on Mr P. A few years ago I was in hospital shortly before Valentine's day, and afterwards found it difficult to get out and about especially in the bad weather... so I asked Mr Penry if he would buy a couple of Valentine cards (meaning one for me to give him, and a gentle reminder to get one for me.)

          'Okay' he said. Then he hesitated and looked a bit worried. 'Who are they for?'
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          Phantom Turnips never die.... they just get stewed occasionally....

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            #6
            Re: If you are too stupid...

            "You're a great person. And I'm very smart, probably the smartest. So you know I'm right."
            �Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.�
            ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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              #7
              Re: If you are too stupid...

              You're no longer a 10. You'e an 11.

              Does that mean he's going to grab me by my kootchy kat? :=I:
              Satan is my spirit animal

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                #8
                Re: If you are too stupid...

                Careful there Duce,he is a man-Baby after all,and you do not want to be charged with child endangerment.(Can we all go WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!)
                MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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