If you are too stupid...

[anunitu]

Re: If you are too stupid...

Careful there Duce,he is a man-Baby after all,and you do not want to be charged with child endangerment.(Can we all go WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!)

[Medusa]

Re: If you are too stupid...

You're no longer a 10. You'e an 11.

Does that mean he's going to grab me by my kootchy kat? :=I:

[Juniper]

Re: If you are too stupid...

"You're a great person. And I'm very smart, probably the smartest. So you know I'm right."

[Tylluan Penry]

Re: If you are too stupid...

The Orange One has nothing on Mr P. A few years ago I was in hospital shortly before Valentine's day, and afterwards found it difficult to get out and about especially in the bad weather... so I asked Mr Penry if he would buy a couple of Valentine cards (meaning one for me to give him, and a gentle reminder to get one for me.)

'Okay' he said. Then he hesitated and looked a bit worried. 'Who are they for?'

[Chessa]

Re: If you are too stupid...

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of your Tinder profile

[Hawkfeathers]

Re: If you are too stupid...

Big walls are great. Fake news is bad. If you won't go out with me, I will be Sad!

[Heka]

"I don't praise you enough on your look, and believe me, there's plenty of material there."

[B. de Corbin]

... to actually write something better to your sweety for Valentine's Day, you can get the Presidential Valentine's Day generator to do it for you:

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/...ine-generator/

My honey's getting this:

"My love for you is big league."

(will that help me get lucky?)