Today, I was woken up at 9:00 in the morning by a Jehovah's witness. She seemed pretty nice, but when she noticed my tattoos, things got sour. She told me that Gods light would be the only thing to save me. Well, I wanted to have fun with this so I asked her with a dead serious face, "But have you heard the good word of Odin, our lord and AllFather?" She was taken a back, and told me Jesus was the only lord for he died for our sins. I told her "Jesus promised to bring an end to all the wicked. Odin promised to end all Frost Giants. I don't see any Frost Giants around, do you?" At this, she turned, and marched off my front porch. Was quite amusing.
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