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    Fast track for atheists at airport?

    Before anybody gets too excited, I'm pretty sure this is somewhat tongue-in-cheek:

    Is it Time for Fast Track Atheist Security Checks at Airports?

    I couldn't help but wonder if I really had to wait in hour-plus lines since no atheist--so far as I could discover--has ever been accused of bombing or highjacking a plane. Atheists aren't attracted to terrorism since they're too level-headed to believe they know all the answers to the universe. They don't need to defend or promote strict ideologies, especially archaic ones.
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.


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    I love it!
    Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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      Yes. But we are full of sin and little bottles of over the limit of accepted liquids of shampoo!
      Satan is my spirit animal

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        Sith too we don't hijack planes we just destroy entire planets and corrupt people to the darkside..........

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          If only if only if only... unfortunately we are still capable of great acts of destruction and violence.. cos.. well.. no ones perfect

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            Please implement this. You have no idea how many times I've been pulled aside for public frisking at the damn airport (and that's not tongue-in-cheek, though it very nearly felt that way).
            No one tells the wind which way to blow.

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