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    Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

    Do not be alarmed!

    It is perfectly natural!

    But be forewarned -

    The Burger King special black Halloween Whopper will cause you to poop green.
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    Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

    So will eating to many vegetables ...
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    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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      #3
      Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

      It's not the same kind of green... it's because "black" is really super intense purple...or at least the same chemical is in the food dye, and that is broken down in the digestive process as grass green. Oreos and grape poolside do it too
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        #4
        Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

        They had these Simpsons themed glow in the dark slurpees at Halloween that did the same thing. Being a kid I thought it was awesome.

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          Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

          America,can you not just eat "Normal" food,but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,you have to have freaky food cause you are still 7 years old...
          MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

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            #6
            Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

            Well flaming hot cheetohs does make your poo magenta!
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              Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

              If you eat enough of the red or green Christmas cookies it will color your excrement too. I don't do fast food or fad food for that matter so this is unlikely to affect me. If it affects you then enjoy it, at least it won't stay in your body and cause green tumors!
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                Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

                Thanks for the heads up
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                  #9
                  Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

                  I will honestly state that the advert for this burger made it look like the most absolutely unappetizing thing I've seen in 2 decades.

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                    #10
                    Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

                    Originally posted by Ljubezen View Post
                    I will honestly state that the advert for this burger made it look like the most absolutely unappetizing thing I've seen in 2 decades.
                    I totally agree with you.
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                      #11
                      Re: Important warning regarding Burger King black Whoppers!!!

                      Cool man! I don't believe the poop will turn green. But is it safe?

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