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    Ok I admit I tend to end up finding some really crazy and perhaps creepy things but this one is a new one on me. The Vampire Breast Lift seems to be a rising craze for women who have self image problems, sagging or wrinkled breast. For just a low price it seem's you to can have a doctor inject blood into your breast to return them to their once youthful and bubbly appearance. As if that is not enough it appears this doctor is also the creator of the Vampire Facelift to return your face to its youthful and vibrant state.



    So what do you think?

    Personally I'm more of a breast man than an butt man but this is out there to me.
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    The question is did a female give him the drive to find something to improve her self esteem or did he do it to have more youthful wimmins to look at ???
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    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."



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      #3
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      Meh...

      I prefer to laugh at the one where ladies let snails crawl over their faces leaving rejuvenating slime trails.

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        You jest....wait...that is not a jest...
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          I wonder how long it takes the body to metabolize the injected blood? It should be a lot less than a year, so these women have to keep going back for more blood injections?

          I think I would prefer the fat injections. They are more or less permanent.
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            I'm sorely tempted to track down the spirit of one Elizabeth Bathory and advise it that continued meddling in mortal affairs will get it added to my dinner menu.
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              Wondering how many know who Elizabeth Bathory was? She was all the rage in the way way way back,but got sent to her room forever...
              MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

              all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
              NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
              don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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              my new page here,let me know what you think.


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                Elizabeth Bath-gory?
                Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                  Originally posted by anunitu View Post
                  Wondering how many know who Elizabeth Bathory was? She was all the rage in the way way way back,but got sent to her room forever...
                  Don't everyone know her? she's almost up there with dracula.
                  Also. Ew. I don't mind blood. In places where it's supposed to be.
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                    Originally posted by anunitu View Post
                    Wondering how many know who Elizabeth Bathory was? She was all the rage in the way way way back,but got sent to her room forever...
                    That brings back fond memories of Ingrid Pitt playing her in Countess Dracula!

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                      Originally posted by B. de Corbin View Post
                      Meh...

                      I prefer to laugh at the one where ladies let snails crawl over their faces leaving rejuvenating slime trails.

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