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    I've a question to ask and I'm being mature about it, It is possible to never pass gas during your whole lifetime?

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    You'd be frightened to know just how much gas a person passes daily without every knowing it.
    Satan is my spirit animal

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      #3
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      Sometimes it just comes out of people's mouth.

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        #4
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        You would probably die of bloating within a few years. Or explode. Poop EVERYWHERE!

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          There probably are demons that can help you with that.

          Check out my blog! The Daily Satanist

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            And those demons might be named Beans...and other helpful bits of Nosh....
            MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

            all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
            NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
            don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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              "Beanosh" actually sounds like a demon name.

              Check out my blog! The Daily Satanist

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                I will be here all week,put something in the tip jar....
                MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




                sigpic

                my new page here,let me know what you think.


                nothing but the shadow of what was

                witchvox
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                  The only way never to pass gas in your entire lifetime is if one happened to be a giant fart in the first place.
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                  Phantom Turnips never die.... they just get stewed occasionally....

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                    Originally posted by anunitu View Post
                    I will be here all week,put something in the tip jar....
                    I did, but the gas just wafts out of the jar...
                    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                      #11
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                      South Park told me you would explode eventually.

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                        #12
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                        Originally posted by Tylluan Penry View Post
                        The only way never to pass gas in your entire lifetime is if one happened to be a giant fart in the first place.
                        There are people like that. See the thread on the US elections for further description.
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                          Originally posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
                          I've a question to ask and I'm being mature about it, It is possible to never pass gas during your whole lifetime?
                          Yes.

                          If one was born without an anus they would die before passing gas.
                          [4:82]

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                            #14
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                            This thread is starting to go off-topic into humor.

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