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    Clever Introduction Title Placeholder

    Hello, I'm Amaris, along with Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, and Diane Sawyer. Those stories and Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 Minutes.

    Seriously, though, I'm Amaris, and it's nice to be here. I have been looking for an active message board where I could come and share my thoughts and experiences with Paganism, while also learning about new perspectives on aspects of the various faiths I don't understand, which is a massive undertaking on my part. I haven't been Pagan for very long, but the ride up to this point has been intense and one heck of a lesson.

    Let's see, a few things about me:

    I'm very sexy. While I would never be considered a 10, I'm at least a 4 1/2, and that has more numbers in it than 10.
    I love classical and baroque style music, but can't remember any composers other than Mozart, J.S. Bach, C.P.E. Bach, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Strauss, Stravinsky, and Elton John.
    I have been a Christian, an atheist, and a member of Earth, Wind, & Fire.
    I sometimes lie about being in famous bands.
    I have a terrific sense of humor, and once made a dog laugh like Ed McMahon.
    I wear all black, except when I don't.
    I once chased a tornado and got so close it ripped off my windshield wipers.
    The above statement is 100% true. That's what you get for chasing tornadoes in a Ford Tempo.
    The BeeGees were the greatest songwriters of the 1970s, but Donna Summer defines the best of the Disco era.

    Any questions? I guarantee you'll love the answers.¹





    ¹ - Not a guarantee

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    Re: Clever Introduction Title Placeholder

    I think your age might be showing in some of your pop culture references... Or, are you perhaps trying to fool us?

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    Oh I like your sense of humour already! Welcome!
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Clever Introduction Title Placeholder

    Quote Originally Posted by B. de Corbin View Post
    I think your age might be showing in some of your pop culture references... Or, are you perhaps trying to fool us?

    Welcome to PF!
    You are correct! My references are all genuine and original. I remember Johnny Carson as the king of late night.


    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Oh I like your sense of humour already! Welcome!
    Thank you!

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    my memories are your show of shows with Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca.

    That makes me something of an old fart for sure.

    see here.
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    Re: Clever Introduction Title Placeholder

    Quote Originally Posted by anunitu View Post
    my memories are your show of shows with Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca.

    That makes me something of an old fart for sure.

    see here.
    Indeed it does. While I know who both Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca are (and consider them both wonderfully talented comedians), I never saw them when they were in their prime. Sid I caught in reruns, and Imogene I discovered when I saw National Lampoon's Vacation for the first time, and loved her.

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    Re: Clever Introduction Title Placeholder

    When I think of the Tonight Show, I think of Steve Allen. LOL

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    also hawk and jack paar.
    here.

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    and the saying. "SMOCK SMOCK"

    Allen’s catchphrase of “smock-smock!

    HERE.
    Last edited by anunitu; 10 Apr 2018 at 12:09.
    I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
    Mark Twain

    Somewhat like Hunter S. Thompson who was called a gonzo Journalist,I consider myself to be something of a gonzo Pagan.

    The wizard be in: But be warned if you poke him to much,the standard wand of anal probing +10 may be utilized.

    It is interesting that humans seem to believe that they are the crown of creation,until nature drops a house on them....Just saying....

    I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult... If anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort, coloring.

    Trust lost,is trust never regained.

    http://www.paganforum.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=186&dateline=1330020104

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    Hello and welcome!
    “You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” -- Bruce Lee

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    Re: Clever Introduction Title Placeholder

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfeathers View Post
    When I think of the Tonight Show, I think of Steve Allen. LOL
    "Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen, and the Joy of Cooking Steve Allen!"

    I've seen him before on reruns, and on shows like "What's My Line," but I can't help thinking of that bit in the Simpsons.

    Quote Originally Posted by anunitu View Post
    also hawk and jack paar.
    here.

    - - - Updated - - -

    and the saying. "SMOCK SMOCK"

    Allen’s catchphrase of “smock-smock!

    HERE.
    I wasn't aware of the catchphrase! *adds to collection of tidbits*

    Quote Originally Posted by habbalah View Post
    Hello and welcome!
    Hello, and thank you!
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