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    #16
    Re: Knock, Knock! Its a Joke!

    A devout Christian married couple are sitting in their living room in the morning. The husband turns to his wife and says "Dear, would you please make me a cup of coffee?
    The wife looks up from her paper and says to her husband "You should do it; you are the man here, after all."
    The husband, at this point somewhat taken aback, asks "What? Have I done something to upset you unintentionally?"
    The wife then answers "No, dear, but you've read the bible: it says Hebrews, not She-brews."

    xD

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      #17
      Re: Knock, Knock! Its a Joke!

      what do you call fake noodles?


      An impasta!

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        #18
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        Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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          #19
          Re: Knock, Knock! Its a Joke!

          Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his/her soul to Santa?

          A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

          The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

          Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

          How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
          Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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