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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    43. I'm no longer allowed to commune with my spirit guide via magic eight ball (true story...and no, said guide wasn't amused).

    44. I'm no longer allowed to tease a spirit ruthlessly.
    a. even if he has an ego larger than the US deficit
    b. even if it's a learning experience for everyone involved

    45. I'm no longer allowed to make wagers with my spirit guide.
    a. even if I think I can win
    b. especially if I think I can win
    c. even if I don't underestimate my guide
    d. even if I think it's a gentleman's wager
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    46. I am no longer allowed to pick my nose in order to use its contents as a magical ingredient
    (a) even though I know it will work
    (b) even though it's snot fair

    47. Due to immune-system issues I am prevented from using all sorts of interesting and powerful ingredients in my spells. Once I find a way to power up the immune-system deficits however - WATCH OUT!!

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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    48. I am no longer allowed to wear my Wookie outfit to Ren Fairs ...

    49. I am no longer allowed to put LSD in the communion wine ...

    50. I am not allowed to put pot in the censers before mass ...
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    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."




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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    51. I am no longer allowed to use the hot tub as my cauldron
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    52. I am no longer allowed to pull the death card (on purpose :P ) for my hypochondriac friend when she asks me to read her future.
    a- even if watching the blood drain from her face is hysterical
    b- especially when she has just gone to the doctors because the internet told her she has some sort of terminal -itis.
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    53) I am no longer allowed to curse rookie spellcasters as a method of encouraging them to create new and better defensive craft.

    54) I am no longer allowed to pass of RPG secret orders as real and active entities seeking world conquest.
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    55) I am no longer allowed to claim that I am the grandaughter of Albus Dumbledore.
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    56. I am no longer allowed to claim familial ties to the craft ... Even tho my sisters, niece, mom, granny and maybe even great gran had "gifts" ...
    I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books


    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."




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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    57. I am no longer allowed to use my athame to clean my nails or teeth

    58. I am not longer allowed to use my BOS to kill a spider no matter how creepy it looks

    59. I am no longer allowed to practice cleansing rituals on my dog
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    60- I am no longer allowed to call upon the great Klingon Empire during strength magic
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