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    #46
    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    117.) I'm no longer allowed to turn my family memebers into various animals
    118.) I'm no longer allowed to use telekenisis to change the channels on the tv
    a. even if I still can't find the remote
    119.) I'm no longer allowed to cast indifference spells on my many admirerers
    a. even when they border of stalking
    120.) Under no circumstances will I make objects grow legs so they can put themselves away.
    Circe

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      #47
      Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

      121. I am no longer allowed to use teleportation spells for booty calls.
      my etsy store
      My blog


      "...leave me curled up in my ball,
      surrounded by plush, downy things,
      ill prepared, but willing,
      to descend."

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        #48
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        121 b) or as a cheaper alternative to Asgard go-away beams.
        life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

        Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

        "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

        John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

        "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

        Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


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          #49
          Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

          122) I shall not use a spell to create zombie followers and take over/destroy the world
          a) no matter how fun it would be
          b) no matter how intresting it would be

          123)I shall no longer use my substantial magickal powers to convice people I am a god
          a)no matter how guilable people are
          b) see number thing number 122

          124) I shall no longer travel back in time to watch the movie I missed

          125) I shall not travel forward in time to see what happens on my soap operas
          a) even when they always end in cliff hangers

          126) I shall not reduce mine enemies to ash with a mighty bolt of lightning
          a) even when It would solve many problems
          b) even when I have marshmellows to roast over their smoldering corpses

          127) I will not use magic to destroy a person's short term memory
          a) because there are easier ways to do that

          128)I will not go to the supermarket on a swiffer mop
          a) even when my broom is in the shop

          129) I will not levitate to change the light bulb
          a) even when the step stool is so far away
          Circe

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            #50
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            130) I shall not create or use rituals designed to imitate Ghost Rider's penance stare.
            A. Even if it allows for entertaining lines.

            131) I shall not attempt to initiate the Final Sanction.
            A. Nor shall I attempt to invoke Rassilon for any other purpose.

            132) I shall not talk to beings offering to grant wishes except as mecessary to banish them.

            133) I shall not under any circumstance address entities of archangel or greater status as 'Dude'.
            A. Nor shall I get caught encouraging other people to.

            134) I will not ask to see Hellenic divinities in full glory.
            A. I'm aware that this rule limits available punnage and will hold to it regardless as being a pile of ash is bad.
            life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

            Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

            "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

            John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

            "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

            Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


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              #51
              Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

              I will not try to elevate humans to a worthwhile species.
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              Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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                #52
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                136. I will not do "light as a feather, stiff as board" at a coven circle.
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                  #53
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                  137. I'm no longer allowed to try and make objects move on their own. back 1986 I was trying to get a chair to move on it's own 0r make the chair mobile and things went wrong when I lost my temper during the spell work and interjected the words " If you don't behave I'm going to have a melt down". Some of you may recall the incandescent in Russia at Chernobyl?
                  Gargoyles watch over me...I can hear them snicker in the dark.


                  Pull the operating handle (which protrudes from the right side of the receiver) smartly to the rear and release it.

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                    #54
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                    138. I will not use crystals to re-charge my phone
                    "Otwarty świat; rany zamknięte."
                    - Open world; Wounds closed.

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                      #55
                      Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

                      139. I will not use a power chant to make the electricity work in my guest room.
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                        #56
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                        140. I will not use tarot cards to play poker with
                        a) No matter how much I want to win
                        b) No matter how much alcohol I have consumed
                        "Otwarty świat; rany zamknięte."
                        - Open world; Wounds closed.

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                          #57
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                          141. I will not use curses that deliver afterlife penalties to the victim unless they habitually come back from the dead.

                          142. I will not attempt to modify the curses used in the Mummy movies into rites to gain immortality.

                          143. I will not suggest that anyone else attempt the above.
                          a. even if it would make for an entertaining IQ test.
                          life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                          Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                          "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                          John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                          "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                          Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


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                            #58
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                            144. I will not invoke the God/dess into my dogs by calling them Artemis and Apollo

                            (142. made me spit out my fruity pebbles lol)
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                              #59
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                              145. I shall not polish my guitar with any sort of crystal elixir to improve it's sound
                              a) Or my piano
                              b) No matter how much I want to see what it would sound like
                              "Otwarty świat; rany zamknięte."
                              - Open world; Wounds closed.

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                                #60
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                                146 play angry birds
                                Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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