1. When a spell calls for a puce, 3 1/16 inch, silver wick, with three pentacles carved in candle, you have four of them.
2. You used to have a candle cabinet, then a candle dresser, and now you have a candle closet. Not of course, counting the candle room.
3. When a spell calls for a green candle you start freaking out and asking things like, "Lime green?!?! Forest green!!!?! Camouflage?!?!?!?! And what!?!! What!?!?!! WHAT COLOR WICK!!!!!!!!!!!"
4. You have at least 7 candles in each room.
5. When your neighbor sees your house, the call the fire department because they see so much smoke. From candles, of course.
6. You were voted employee of the month for a candle store, even though you don't work there.
7.You have one cabinet devoted entirely to matches.
8. Your electricity bill is very low because you never use lighting.
9. You don't notice if the power goes out when there's a serious storm.
10. The first thing on your will is who your candles will go to.
11. If anyone asks you "If you were on a desert island, what two items would you take?" You respond "Candles, and maybe some extra wicks, just in case." "No matches?" "Of course not!"
12. For your birthday you tell your family to ditch the cake and leave the candles.
13. In your fireplace, you have a couple dozen candles, rather than a fire.
14. You keep track of the candles birth (when they are first lit) and death (when they run out of wax) in a special book.
15. When candles are "dead" you bury them in miniature coffins in your backyard.
2. You used to have a candle cabinet, then a candle dresser, and now you have a candle closet. Not of course, counting the candle room.
3. When a spell calls for a green candle you start freaking out and asking things like, "Lime green?!?! Forest green!!!?! Camouflage?!?!?!?! And what!?!! What!?!?!! WHAT COLOR WICK!!!!!!!!!!!"
4. You have at least 7 candles in each room.
5. When your neighbor sees your house, the call the fire department because they see so much smoke. From candles, of course.
6. You were voted employee of the month for a candle store, even though you don't work there.
7.You have one cabinet devoted entirely to matches.
8. Your electricity bill is very low because you never use lighting.
9. You don't notice if the power goes out when there's a serious storm.
10. The first thing on your will is who your candles will go to.
11. If anyone asks you "If you were on a desert island, what two items would you take?" You respond "Candles, and maybe some extra wicks, just in case." "No matches?" "Of course not!"
12. For your birthday you tell your family to ditch the cake and leave the candles.
13. In your fireplace, you have a couple dozen candles, rather than a fire.
14. You keep track of the candles birth (when they are first lit) and death (when they run out of wax) in a special book.
15. When candles are "dead" you bury them in miniature coffins in your backyard.
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