About you, of course. Whatever categories you think make you quirky, witty, or filled with awesomesoss.
I find big, long lists to be difficult to read and shorter ones tend to sink in a little bit better because you aren't being WALL OF TEXT CRITS FOR ELEVENTY BILLION!
1. I love floppy-eared hound dogs. Have two bassets. They're worse than children.
2. I've never cheated on a girl, ever. There were a couple that I would've liked to, though.
3. I'm a 12 year old boy and a 50 year old man in the same body.
4. I quit smoking, caffeine, and sodas this year. I'm pretty proud of that.
5. My wife and I have a whole role reversal thing going on. I'm the emotional, sensitive one. She's the cool-headed, matter-of-fact type. She calls me a drama queen. I call her a heartless bitch.
6. I try to worship the Divine by treating my wife like a goddess. A woman's body is a holy place.
7. I'm terrified of spiders and I'm absolutely terrified of finding out that you're erased when you die.
8. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Start is the Konami code. Everyone needs to know this.
9. I learned just about all of my moral and ethical sense growing up from fantasy literature. Not religion.
10. I don't believe the three greatest Jews were Abraham, Moses, and Jesus. I believe the three greatest Jews were Larry, Moe, and Curly.
11. I work as a Communications Officer (Dispatcher) for a local police department.
12. I eat pizza... a LOT.
13. My favorite president is Teddy Roosevelt. My favorite scientist is Nikola Tesla.
14. I tend to tear up during the sad or dramatic parts in movies. I usually yawn and pretend I'm sleepy so my wife doesn't catch me.
15. I have a tattoo referencing Dungeons and Dragons.
I find big, long lists to be difficult to read and shorter ones tend to sink in a little bit better because you aren't being WALL OF TEXT CRITS FOR ELEVENTY BILLION!
1. I love floppy-eared hound dogs. Have two bassets. They're worse than children.
2. I've never cheated on a girl, ever. There were a couple that I would've liked to, though.
3. I'm a 12 year old boy and a 50 year old man in the same body.
4. I quit smoking, caffeine, and sodas this year. I'm pretty proud of that.
5. My wife and I have a whole role reversal thing going on. I'm the emotional, sensitive one. She's the cool-headed, matter-of-fact type. She calls me a drama queen. I call her a heartless bitch.
6. I try to worship the Divine by treating my wife like a goddess. A woman's body is a holy place.
7. I'm terrified of spiders and I'm absolutely terrified of finding out that you're erased when you die.
8. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Start is the Konami code. Everyone needs to know this.
9. I learned just about all of my moral and ethical sense growing up from fantasy literature. Not religion.
10. I don't believe the three greatest Jews were Abraham, Moses, and Jesus. I believe the three greatest Jews were Larry, Moe, and Curly.
11. I work as a Communications Officer (Dispatcher) for a local police department.
12. I eat pizza... a LOT.
13. My favorite president is Teddy Roosevelt. My favorite scientist is Nikola Tesla.
14. I tend to tear up during the sad or dramatic parts in movies. I usually yawn and pretend I'm sleepy so my wife doesn't catch me.
15. I have a tattoo referencing Dungeons and Dragons.
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