I am the sword,
The scorned transfigured child
You have the right to remain silent, to offend, or to be offended. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, a college campus, on the internet, or in the streets. You have the right to be percieved as a careful thinker, a flaming jerk-o-saurus, or a cry baby. If you cannot afford to be percieved as a flaming jerk-o-saurus or a crybaby, shut up, lock yourself in a closet, and pretend you are a mighty elf warrior, or try thinking carefully. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?