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    Pick your inflatable fantasy

    OK, so you're lonely.

    Have you considered getting a blow up love doll of President Obama?

    Check this out - pick your inflatable fantasy, and go for it.

    But please don't tell anyone. They'll look at you funny...

    (especially if you go for the love pig)
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.


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    Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

    I never even considered president Obama....

    I wonder if they make a Chris Hemsworth....
    *wanders off drooling*
    http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

    But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
    ~Jim Butcher

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      #3
      Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

      I... uh...

      Inflatable grannies?!
      The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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        #4
        Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

        Originally posted by perzephone View Post
        I... uh...

        Inflatable grannies?!
        LOL - don't laugh at other people's lust...

        Well, not to their face, at least, unless it really is funny - like adult babies, for instance - then do whatever you want.
        Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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          #5
          Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

          Originally posted by Maria de Luna View Post
          I never even considered president Obama....

          I wonder if they make a Chris Hemsworth....
          *wanders off drooling*
          How does a woman use an inflatable doll?


          Mostly art.

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            #6
            Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

            Originally posted by volcaniclastic View Post
            How does a woman use an inflatable doll?
            They have attachments.
            The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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              #7
              Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

              Originally posted by perzephone View Post
              They have attachments.
              Oh. Gross.


              Mostly art.

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                #8
                Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

                Originally posted by B. de Corbin View Post
                LOL - don't laugh at other people's lust...

                Well, not to their face, at least, unless it really is funny - like adult babies, for instance - then do whatever you want.
                That wasn't me laughing - it was me recoiling in horror.

                Adult babies also make me recoil in horror. For some reason, I attract guys who are into that.

                Blaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!
                The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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                  #9
                  Re: Pick your inflatable fantasy

                  I think I perhaps may have been foolish and not quite realized what it seemed like I was posting.... I do fear this thread has gone off in an uncomfortable and nekkid granny-like direction.... .... ...

                  yep, nope, got nothin', gonna have to peace outta this one...
                  http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                  But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                  ~Jim Butcher

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