Now why didn't I think of this...
And it is incredibly ugly...
I think I will have my appendix removed, and make it into a lovely necklace. Since I only have one appendix, whereas Sruli Recht still has plenty of skin left, I figure my appendicitis necklace - if it is ugly enough - should sell for about $550,000. And I'll include an 8x10 glossy of my opened abdomen as a momento.
Fashion designer Sruli Recht combines a 4-inch piece of himself with a gold ring to create a unique fashion accessory that comes with a DNA certificate. Got $470,000 to spare?
And it is incredibly ugly...
I think I will have my appendix removed, and make it into a lovely necklace. Since I only have one appendix, whereas Sruli Recht still has plenty of skin left, I figure my appendicitis necklace - if it is ugly enough - should sell for about $550,000. And I'll include an 8x10 glossy of my opened abdomen as a momento.
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