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    Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Now why didn't I think of this...

    Fashion designer Sruli Recht combines a 4-inch piece of himself with a gold ring to create a unique fashion accessory that comes with a DNA certificate. Got $470,000 to spare?


    And it is incredibly ugly...





    I think I will have my appendix removed, and make it into a lovely necklace. Since I only have one appendix, whereas Sruli Recht still has plenty of skin left, I figure my appendicitis necklace - if it is ugly enough - should sell for about $550,000. And I'll include an 8x10 glossy of my opened abdomen as a momento.
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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Gross.
















    Yep... still gross.
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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    I think the hair makes it worse.

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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Now why would anyone want to pay all that money for that?!

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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ula View Post
    I think the hair makes it worse.
    Yeah - it's the hair...

    Ewwww
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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Ugh...that's freaking disgusting. Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JackofPens View Post
    Now why would anyone want to pay all that money for that?!
    Actually, there is a bidding war going on, and the price is somewhat higher currently...
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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    It may be the hair, Dunno that shaving it would make me feel better.
    Also, I'm not entirely sure I could wear something squishy and furry on my hand...
    I hope no one wears it.







    and totally still gross...
    This bugs me more thent the selling and eating of the japanese cook's man parts.
    and I don't understand why...
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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maria de Luna View Post
    ..and totally still gross...
    This bugs me more thent the selling and eating of the japanese cook's man parts.
    and I don't understand why...
    The cook should have saved enough skin (foreskin would do it) to make a ring, and clear another few thousand yen...

    Is there hair on a foreskin?
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    Re: Wanna buy a skin ring?

    Quote Originally Posted by B. de Corbin View Post
    The cook should have saved enough skin (foreskin would do it) to make a ring, and clear another few thousand yen...

    Is there hair on a foreskin?
    Eating it apparently does not bother me, wearing it skeeves me the heck out...
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    But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
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