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    The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners



    The 2012 contest winners are in. You'll want to go read, and commiserate with the authors.

    FIRST PRIZE WINNER
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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    Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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      Re: The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

      The contest is free to enter, as many times as you like.

      The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest


      We could enter - try out entries here. (I bet we have a lot of writers here besides myself who can write overly complicated, self contradictory, baroquely ornamented sentences that arrive at unexpected conclusions...)
      Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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        Re: The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

        all im gunna say is WOOOO!!!!! GO MANCHESTER!!!!!

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          Re: The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

          Originally posted by Kahlenda View Post
          all im gunna say is WOOOO!!!!! GO MANCHESTER!!!!!
          LOL - look her up in the phone book, call her, and tell her how proud of her you are.

          Then, start following her around on your lunch hour.

          Get a high- definition camera, with an awesome telephoto lens, and start a picture collection, devided and subdivided by body part, for instance, upper torso > left shoulder >that cute little curvy thing that the collar bone makes...


          No wait. Don't do that. That's what got me locked up here in the first place...
          Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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            Re: The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

            Originally posted by b. De corbin View Post
            lol - look her up in the phone book, call her, and tell her how proud of her you are.

            Then, start following her around on your lunch hour.

            Get a high- definition camera, with an awesome telephoto lens, and start a picture collection, devided and subdivided by body part, for instance, upper torso > left shoulder >that cute little curvy thing that the collar bone makes...


            No wait. Don't do that. That's what got me locked up here in the first place...

            hahaha pmsl

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              Re: The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

              Originally posted by B. de Corbin View Post
              The contest is free to enter, as many times as you like.

              The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest


              We could enter - try out entries here. (I bet we have a lot of writers here besides myself who can write overly complicated, self contradictory, baroquely ornamented sentences that arrive at unexpected conclusions...)
              This is a thing I can do.


              Mostly art.

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