What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your friends?

[Lilium of the Valley]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

Start coming up with radical conspiracy theories. Ones that almost... but not quite... make sense. Post them as paranoidly as possible, over a period of time. First they'll laugh, then they'll try to help you (oh noes, you need to see a doctor!), then they'll delete you, all freaked out.



Day 1: The rabbit was back this morning. It sits and stares at me. I'm beginning to realize that it has a microchip in its head. It's not afraid of me because it's being remote-controlled by the CIA.
Later on Day 1: I went to take the trash out. The rabbit was still there.

Day 2: I believe the CIA wants to use me in covert experiments. The Vatican is beginning to search pagans out and the CIA is helping them. What is their interest in us?

Day 3: I had a routine doctor's appointment today. They kept asking me about my family history. What do they know about us? Is this why I'm being watched with mechanical rabbits?

Day 4: The rabbit was back again today. It pretended to eat the clover in my lawn. I took a step towards it, telling its handlers that I know what it is. It ran away immediately, confirming my belief that it's controlled by them. But now they know that I know.

Day 5: No rabbit today. Coincidence? I think not! But I'm sure they are just regrouping and will be back soon.

Day 6: A crow followed me into class. I am certain it is reporting everything I say and do. I must attempt to behave naturally.

Day 7: Still no sign of the rabbit. Now they are sending deer, which run away as soon as I step foot outside. Do they expect me to believe that a deer would leave such a bounty of clover so easily?


ETC!

i think i may do this lol just to f**k with peoples brains MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dumuzi]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

"All you people have such beautiful moms, not sure which one I want to bang first!"

[Denarius]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

(I don't understand them but find them mostly harmless and at times kinda cute for how -into- it they are.)

Take a peek at the pony stuff on fChan, then tell me how "harmless" they can be.

As for the topic at hand, I'd just list the online/computer games I'd played recently.

Pornarium, Nimin Fetish Fantasy, Slavemaker 3, Sim Brothel, Fleshcult, Yin-yang X-change alternative, Rapelay, Do you like horny bunnies?, Corruption of Champions, Meet n F--k Kingdom, Artificial Girl 3, Immoral Study, and Flexible Survival.

Did I mention this all happened recently?

[StormBringer]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

Take a peek at the pony stuff on fChan, then tell me how "harmless" they can be.

As for the topic at hand, I'd just list the online/computer games I'd played recently.

Pornarium, Nimin Fetish Fantasy, Slavemaker 3, Sim Brothel, Fleshcult, Yin-yang X-change alternative, Rapelay, Do you like horny bunnies?, Corruption of Champions, Meet n F--k Kingdom, Artificial Girl 3, Immoral Study, and Flexible Survival.

Did I mention this all happened recently?

just mentioning the den of filth that -is- Fchan should be enough to get people to unfriend lol.

[Ophidia]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

just mentioning the den of filth that -is- Fchan should be enough to get people to unfriend lol.

I introduce all my friends to the chans... It's fun to watch their faces as the horrors unfold. It makes me feel like Pinhead: "We have such sights to show you".

[SisterSojourn]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

I know I'm new here, but I like volcaniclastic's idea, but I'd start a new identical account, which is something I've already done on fb (just in case of a virus or something else). Then I'd close this account, after tightening up security, without saying a word. Then just invite people I want, keep them as close friends and block everyone else.

[DanieMarie]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

Start writing in txt tlk & 1337 5p34k.(If that sort of thing doesn't make you want to burn your hands off with acid.)

Yep this one.

Or saying anything overly conservative, homophobic, or racist. things like:
"I don't think gays should marry"
"Those damn immigrants are stealing all our jobs"
"I hate x people"

Of course, I'd never say any of these things, and if I did, I think most people would think I was joking. I don't know if any of my actual beliefs would alienate anyone. If they have, I'm sure they've already deleted me, because I'm very candid on facebook and tend to speak my mind.

[Dumuzi]

Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

"I hate x people"

What do you have against mutants?