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    What amuses the crap out of you?
    “You have never answered but you did not need to. If I stand at the ocean I can hear you with your thousand voices. Sometimes you shout, hilarious laughter that taunts all questions. Other nights you are silent as death, a mirror in which the stars show themselves. Then I think you want to tell me something, but you never do. Of course I know I have written letters to no-one. But what if I find a trident tomorrow?" ~~Letters to Poseidon, Cees Nooteboom

    “We still carry this primal relationship to the Earth within our consciousness, even if we have long forgotten it. It is a primal recognition of the wonder, beauty, and divine nature of the Earth. It is a felt reverence for all that exists. Once we bring this foundational quality into our consciousness, we will be able to respond to our present man-made crisis from a place of balance, in which our actions will be grounded in an attitude of respect for all of life. This is the nature of real sustainability.”
    ~~Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee

    "We are the offspring of history, and must establish our own paths in this most diverse and interesting of conceivable universes--one indifferent to our suffering, and therefore offering us maximal freedom to thrive, or to fail, in our own chosen way."
    ~~Stephen Jay Gould, Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of History

    "Humans are not rational creatures. Now, logic and rationality are very helpful tools, but there’s also a place for embracing our subjectivity and thinking symbolically. Sometimes what our so-called higher thinking can’t or won’t see, our older, more primitive intuition will." John Beckett

    Pagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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    “Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”
    ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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    • #3
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      from http://fuck-yeah-dinosaurs.tumblr.com/
      “You have never answered but you did not need to. If I stand at the ocean I can hear you with your thousand voices. Sometimes you shout, hilarious laughter that taunts all questions. Other nights you are silent as death, a mirror in which the stars show themselves. Then I think you want to tell me something, but you never do. Of course I know I have written letters to no-one. But what if I find a trident tomorrow?" ~~Letters to Poseidon, Cees Nooteboom

      “We still carry this primal relationship to the Earth within our consciousness, even if we have long forgotten it. It is a primal recognition of the wonder, beauty, and divine nature of the Earth. It is a felt reverence for all that exists. Once we bring this foundational quality into our consciousness, we will be able to respond to our present man-made crisis from a place of balance, in which our actions will be grounded in an attitude of respect for all of life. This is the nature of real sustainability.”
      ~~Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee

      "We are the offspring of history, and must establish our own paths in this most diverse and interesting of conceivable universes--one indifferent to our suffering, and therefore offering us maximal freedom to thrive, or to fail, in our own chosen way."
      ~~Stephen Jay Gould, Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of History

      "Humans are not rational creatures. Now, logic and rationality are very helpful tools, but there’s also a place for embracing our subjectivity and thinking symbolically. Sometimes what our so-called higher thinking can’t or won’t see, our older, more primitive intuition will." John Beckett

      Pagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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        I am a twisted individual.

        Pictures of my granddaughter, posted on my wife's facebook, were taken very shortly after she was born. Because of my "child porn" comments, regarding the pics, my wife has removed all "nudie pics" and replaced them with proper, topless pictures of the little girl.

        Topless? LOL

        Yes, I went there. Pictures. Baby girl. No clothes. No top. Definition of obscene? Old fart joking about it!




        "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it." - Ayn Rand

        "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Marcus Aurelius

        "The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice." - Mark Twain

        "The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." - Johnny Depp


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        • #5
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          My favorite verse (or half of at least) follow the link for the full song.

          I'm a Dianic Knight Templar.
          I taught Llewellyn all they know.
          A Sufi member of the Whitley cult,
          waiting for my UFO.

          I follow the Magpie path. "Oh SHINY belief" Yoink!

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            [quote author=thalassa link=topic=13.msg604#msg604 date=1286682551]


            from http://fuck-yeah-dinosaurs.tumblr.com/
            [/quote]

            I have to show this to Dark... it'll be up by his desk within the week.

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              Not meant to criticize but... the tinychat link in the news, at the top of the page, linked to the velociraptor poster. I don't know why I found that fitting but I laughed, nonetheless.




              "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it." - Ayn Rand

              "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Marcus Aurelius

              "The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice." - Mark Twain

              "The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." - Johnny Depp


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                [quote author=ChainLightning link=topic=13.msg799#msg799 date=1286727802]
                Not meant to criticize but... the tinychat link in the news, at the top of the page, linked to the velociraptor poster. I don't know why I found that fitting but I laughed, nonetheless.
                [/quote]

                lol, I have no idea how that happened!!

                But its easy enough to fix!
                “You have never answered but you did not need to. If I stand at the ocean I can hear you with your thousand voices. Sometimes you shout, hilarious laughter that taunts all questions. Other nights you are silent as death, a mirror in which the stars show themselves. Then I think you want to tell me something, but you never do. Of course I know I have written letters to no-one. But what if I find a trident tomorrow?" ~~Letters to Poseidon, Cees Nooteboom

                “We still carry this primal relationship to the Earth within our consciousness, even if we have long forgotten it. It is a primal recognition of the wonder, beauty, and divine nature of the Earth. It is a felt reverence for all that exists. Once we bring this foundational quality into our consciousness, we will be able to respond to our present man-made crisis from a place of balance, in which our actions will be grounded in an attitude of respect for all of life. This is the nature of real sustainability.”
                ~~Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee

                "We are the offspring of history, and must establish our own paths in this most diverse and interesting of conceivable universes--one indifferent to our suffering, and therefore offering us maximal freedom to thrive, or to fail, in our own chosen way."
                ~~Stephen Jay Gould, Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of History

                "Humans are not rational creatures. Now, logic and rationality are very helpful tools, but there’s also a place for embracing our subjectivity and thinking symbolically. Sometimes what our so-called higher thinking can’t or won’t see, our older, more primitive intuition will." John Beckett

                Pagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
                sigpic

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                  I could have fixed it, Thal, but I enjoyed it ENTIRELY too much to go and ruin it.

                  I mean, not to go and compare any of the staff encounters to a velociraptor incident... but it does sort of fit, don't you think?




                  "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it." - Ayn Rand

                  "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Marcus Aurelius

                  "The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice." - Mark Twain

                  "The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." - Johnny Depp


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                      [quote author=ChainLightning link=topic=13.msg799#msg799 date=1286727802]
                      Not meant to criticize but... the tinychat link in the news, at the top of the page, linked to the velociraptor poster. I don't know why I found that fitting but I laughed, nonetheless.
                      [/quote]

                      This is pretty awesome

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                        ROFL I LOVE THIS THREAD!!
                        "Close your eyes, take 20 paces farther than you thought nessesary and just when you think you've lost your way completely.. you'll be there. open your eyes" Alice Hoffman

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                          [quote author=Juniper link=topic=13.msg430#msg430 date=1286661599]
                          [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A[/youtube]


                          [/quote]


                          XD love this one posted it in chat a few hours back XD
                          Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.
                          Napoleon Bonaparte

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                            [quote author=Chevalier link=topic=13.msg722#msg722 date=1286708646]
                            My favorite verse (or half of at least) follow the link for the full song.

                            I'm a Dianic Knight Templar.
                            I taught Llewellyn all they know.
                            A Sufi member of the Whitley cult,
                            waiting for my UFO.


                            [/quote]

                            That whole song is just hilarious. I smiled the whole way through.
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                            "...leave me curled up in my ball,
                            surrounded by plush, downy things,
                            ill prepared, but willing,
                            to descend."

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                              [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA[/youtube]


                              please gods dun let ghost see this XD its awesome tho lol
                              Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.
                              Napoleon Bonaparte

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