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    #46
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    Hahaha that's good, Anu! Very good :awesome:
    "Fair means that everybody gets what they need. And the only way to get that is to make it happen yourself."



    Since I adore cats, I might write something strange or unusual in my comment.Cats are awesome!!! ^_^

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      #47
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      Originally posted by Riothamus12 View Post
      How many Feri does it take to cause a schism?

      Just one who happened to write a book with minutiae that doesn't reveal much of anything.
      That awkward moment when I totally didn't get the joke. At all.

      Check out my blog! The Daily Satanist

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        #48
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        A little commercial, but I like it.

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          #49
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          Gardening.jpg Found this from Pinterest
          Pray the Gods - Fine - But keep rowing to shore.

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            #50
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            10382646_317621155057659_1255153174121348487_n.jpg Found this in FB XD
            "Fair means that everybody gets what they need. And the only way to get that is to make it happen yourself."



            Since I adore cats, I might write something strange or unusual in my comment.Cats are awesome!!! ^_^

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              #51
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              This is definitely something!

              "Fair means that everybody gets what they need. And the only way to get that is to make it happen yourself."



              Since I adore cats, I might write something strange or unusual in my comment.Cats are awesome!!! ^_^

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                #52
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                Found this a while ago, but don't rightly remember where I found it.
                I find it quite amusing though. :3

                A Pagan Goes to Hell.jpg

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by LunarHarvest View Post
                  Found this a while ago, but don't rightly remember where I found it.
                  I find it quite amusing though. :3

                  <img src="http://www.paganforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3391"/>
                  Tehehehehehehehe!!!
                  ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

                  RIP

                  I have never been across the way
                  Seen the desert and the birds
                  You cut your hair short
                  Like a shush to an insult
                  The world had been yelling
                  Since the day you were born
                  Revolting with anger
                  While it smiled like it was cute
                  That everything was shit.

                  - J. Wylder

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                    #54
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                    Originally posted by LunarHarvest View Post
                    Found this a while ago, but don't rightly remember where I found it.
                    I find it quite amusing though. :3
                    hehe
                    spot on

                    "No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical." -- Niels Bohr

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                      #55
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                      (its archived now, but...) What Not to Say to a Newbie
                      Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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                        #56
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                        10 Things Never To Say To A Pagan Unless You Have A Death Wish:
                        (These are things I've actually had told to me or that has been told to pagan friends of mine)

                        1. Oh, so you do magick? Cool! Can you turn me into a table then?
                        2. You will go to hell.
                        3. Come on, dude, no one's worshiped those gods in like, forever.
                        4. Oooh cool altar! Can I touch that statue? (The answer, is NO.)
                        5. You will go to hell.
                        6. Oh, so you worship Satan.
                        7. *Insert Bible quote here*
                        8. Oh, so you hate Christians. (NO)
                        9. If you do not repent, God will *Insert threat here*
                        And of course:
                        10. But *insert pagan religion here* isn't an REAL religion.

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                        Originally posted by Gleb View Post
                        This is definitely something!

                        Can someone please explain to me what the hell I just watched?
                        Love me for who I am, not for who you want me to be.

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                          #57
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                          Pagan-Humor-witches-coven-of-midnight-24814716-400-373.jpgi​I thought you might like this
                          I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books


                          Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

                          The Chief nodded in agreement.

                          The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

                          The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

                          Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."



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                            #58
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                            Strangely I'm good with some of that...
                            I donate blood at the blood bank for my blood sacrifice, My wife is good with being a sub, I like unquestioning obedience sometimes, and I like a good fire.
                            I'll bring the marshmallows and graham crackers if someone will bring the chocolate.
                            The Dragon sees infinity and those it touches are forced to feel the reality of it.
                            I am his student and his partner. He is my guide and an ominous friend.

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                              #59
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                              Originally posted by magusphredde View Post
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                              I thought you might like this
                              By Odinn, I swear I'll memorise and blurt out this words next time someone lecture me with Biblical quotes and/or reference.

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                                #60
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                                Originally posted by thalassa View Post
                                (its archived now, but...) What Not to Say to a Newbie
                                Why is that thread dead? I just spent an hour reading through it. It's hillarious
                                You remind me of the babe
                                What babe?
                                The babe with the power
                                What power?
                                The Power of voodoo
                                Who do?
                                You do!
                                Do what?
                                Remind me of the babe!

                                Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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