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    If the dead body of a spy is found...

    If the dead body of a spy is found inside a padlocked gym bag, and there is none of his DNA found on the outside of the bag, or on the lock, the only possible conclusion is...

    ...he was the only one involved in his death.


    Uhmmm... I must be missing something...

    Gareth Williams, British Spy, Likely Died In Bag By Accident
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.


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    The worst part is I'm now trying to imagine how to padlock myself in a bag. Like how does one go about that?

    Not that I wanna be in a bag, but purely logistical curiosity.

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      #3
      Re: If the dead body of a spy is found...

      Originally posted by Rowanwood View Post
      The worst part is I'm now trying to imagine how to padlock myself in a bag. Like how does one go about that?

      Not that I wanna be in a bag, but purely logistical curiosity.
      He must have been a little guy, or it was a big gym bag.
      Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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        #4
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        The whole case (pardon the pun) stinks to high heaven.
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          #5
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          I want to know what the investigating officers are smoking and if it's on a controlled substance list yet. Might be a good item to sell.
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            #6
            Re: If the dead body of a spy is found...

            I get stuck in padlocked gym bags all the time, don't you guys?


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              #7
              Re: If the dead body of a spy is found...

              Originally posted by volcaniclastic View Post
              I get stuck in padlocked gym bags all the time, don't you guys?

              Well, it's been a while, but...
              Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                #8
                Re: If the dead body of a spy is found...

                Originally posted by volcaniclastic View Post
                I get stuck in padlocked gym bags all the time, don't you guys?
                There was that one airport incident... since then, I haven't really felt like doing it anymore.
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                  #9
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                  It may be the Friday night alcohol talking, but ya'all crack me up!

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                  (OK, I'm getting sentimental, so it IS the alcohol. Don't get used to it.)
                  Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                    #10
                    Re: If the dead body of a spy is found...

                    By the gods, today's intelligence agency are just lazy anymore..... their stories used to be so much more believable

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                      #11
                      Re: If the dead body of a spy is found...

                      Good morning peeps, just crawled outa my gym bag to greet the day....having a nice cup of hot BS to go right along with this story -_-'

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