Can You Spot The Capitalist Pigs?The Unspeakable Horror of Capitalism (published in it's entirety in my last blog), alone, with a small group, or with your imaginary friend made up of moonbeams and butterscotch, respond to and discuss the following questions. Check your answers against the correct response printed below the picture.

1. Is this jolly fellow a Capitalist Pig?



(Correct response: No. This man is a pedophile. There has never been an authenticated case of a pedophile capitalist. Capitalist pedophiles, however, are as common as any other form of pervert.)


2. Is this cute little girl banging away in her home office a Capitalist Pig?






3. Are Sven and Inga Capitalist Pigs?



thanks again to the miracle of capitalism! - widely available to the Svens and Ingas of the world, either as overpriced name brand products, or much cheaper through the India grey market as generics. It looks like Sven and Inga are smiling again, and capitalism gives them A GOOD, SOLID REASON to smile!)VERY FIRST PROFFESSION. Viva capitalists with nice legs! Viva female entrepreneurs!)


5. Is this pig a Capitalist Pig?



Correct response:
The pig has guaranteed nutritious meals FOR LIFE!
The pig has guaranteed housing FOR LIFE!
The pig has guaranteed medical coverage FOR LIFE!
The pig has guaranteed employment FOR LIFE!
And the pig knows that, if he is a good little piggy, his children will have the same as he had, FOR LIFE



FARM ANIMAL!as you will see in the following episodes