I've been busy comparing pagans to others, trying to figure out how we can zoom in and steal the world from them.
I think that what we need is a set of brutally harsh moral values that we can impose on our children by indoctrinating them from an early age, and constantly beating them over the head with them until the kids are pounded into submission.
Since we don't actually have a bunch of harsh morals, I've been busy creating them. I'm putting them into the form of little cute poems. I suggest that you read these to your kids at night....
These are mine. If I live long enough, I'll make up pictures to go with them (until then, use your imagination).
Please feel free to add your own. Drowning people in absurd morality is a community function.
Don't Go Skyclad in Public
Little Sally Ann ran
Through the streets at Candlemas
She'd just been to sabbath
And forgot that she was bare ass.
Be Kind to Fairies
Brawny Billy Bogarty,
Bully extra-ordinary.
Pulled a fast one on a wee one
Which was a really stupid thing to do, when you stop and think about it.
Be Careful With Your Spell Work
Sinister Sylvi Savage found
An ancient spell of great renown,
And called up an unpronouncable one
To whom she reluctantly bore a son...
Don't Work Naughty Magic
Randy Reginald Rebus knew
A spell to turn sex to glue
Maybe it wasn't wise to do -
Because 1 + 1 should equal 2.
Don't Litter
Untidy Linda Lukrappas loved
To toss her crap upon the grass
But the grass has had enough of that;
Now the crap is back up Linda's ass.
I think that what we need is a set of brutally harsh moral values that we can impose on our children by indoctrinating them from an early age, and constantly beating them over the head with them until the kids are pounded into submission.
Since we don't actually have a bunch of harsh morals, I've been busy creating them. I'm putting them into the form of little cute poems. I suggest that you read these to your kids at night....
These are mine. If I live long enough, I'll make up pictures to go with them (until then, use your imagination).
Please feel free to add your own. Drowning people in absurd morality is a community function.
Don't Go Skyclad in Public
Little Sally Ann ran
Through the streets at Candlemas
She'd just been to sabbath
And forgot that she was bare ass.
Be Kind to Fairies
Brawny Billy Bogarty,
Bully extra-ordinary.
Pulled a fast one on a wee one
Which was a really stupid thing to do, when you stop and think about it.
Be Careful With Your Spell Work
Sinister Sylvi Savage found
An ancient spell of great renown,
And called up an unpronouncable one
To whom she reluctantly bore a son...
Don't Work Naughty Magic
Randy Reginald Rebus knew
A spell to turn sex to glue
Maybe it wasn't wise to do -
Because 1 + 1 should equal 2.
Don't Litter
Untidy Linda Lukrappas loved
To toss her crap upon the grass
But the grass has had enough of that;
Now the crap is back up Linda's ass.
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