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    #691
    Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

    In spite of being thought of as antisocial, I like people and it's hard to make me really dislike someone. However, it's easy to piss me off if you:

    - Are frequently negative toward others: Make derogatory comments behind others' backs and so forth.
    - Always have something to bitch about. Relax once in a while, would ya?
    - Constantly lie and make up tall tales for no good reason. Is your life so boring that you have to make up bogus stories?
    - Lack manners. So many people apparently were not taught "please and thank you." Also, don't interrupt me while I'm speaking.
    - Are a picky eater. Anyone who has the privilege of opening a stocked fridge or going to a restaurant should be grateful that they have food to eat, not quibbling over thin crust or pan.
    - Have bad hygiene. There is no excuse in this day and age, unless you are homeless and bankrupt, to neglect soap and toothpaste.
    - Have extremely poor domestic habits. Clutter and shabby-chic are one thing, and if I'm visiting you it's because I wanted to see you and not your house, but if my surroundings make me worry about contracting ringworm, there is a problem.
    - Make judgements about my appearance and other choices. Questions are fine, but I don't need to be constantly reminded of what you don't like about me, especially when those things are what I consider to be important components of my life. Don't like my beard? Don't touch it. Don't like the fact that I dip tobacco? Don't kiss me.
    - Constantly talk or text on your phone, especially if we are having a conversation.

    There are more, I'm sure, but that's all I can extract at the moment.
    Children love and want to be loved and they very much prefer the joy of accomplishment to the triumph of hateful failure. Do not mistake a child for his symptom.
    -Erik Erikson

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      #692
      Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

      What is the absolute quickest way to get on your bad side?


      Here's my list:

      -Lying to me.
      -Volunteering me for things without asking me first
      -Chewing with your mouth open while out in public with me
      -Touching me (in any form or fashion) without permission
      -Weed whacking right outside my window at 9am in the morning (this is a recent annoyance)
      -Making a comment about my cane, the way I walk, or both. If you do make a comment about it, I'm liable to shove it up your nose.
      -People who assume that bipolar/depressed people are ONE certain way. That's just ignorant.
      -Drinking my last coca-cola (for this, there will be doom. just saying)
      It's a really, really cool thing, to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you're about, and never make apologies for it.
      -Adam Lambert


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        #693
        Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

        Looking forward to your next question Medusa, whenever you find the time x
        ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

        RIP

        I have never been across the way
        Seen the desert and the birds
        You cut your hair short
        Like a shush to an insult
        The world had been yelling
        Since the day you were born
        Revolting with anger
        While it smiled like it was cute
        That everything was shit.
        - J. Wylder

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          #694
          Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

          Originally posted by Medusa View Post
          What is the absolute quickest way to get on your bad side?
          Talk down to me (I only have one because you said 'quickest').
          No one tells the wind which way to blow.

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            #695
            Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

            What is the absolute quickest way to get on your good side?
            Satan is my spirit animal

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              #696
              Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

              Originally posted by Medusa View Post
              What is the absolute quickest way to get on your good side?
              1) Know how to use a multi-function printer or copier, including how to riffle the paper before refilling it.

              2) Leave me the Hell alone.
              The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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                #697
                Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                Originally posted by Medusa View Post
                What is the absolute quickest way to get on your good side?
                Laugh at my jokes.
                No one tells the wind which way to blow.

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                  #698
                  Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                  Originally posted by Medusa View Post
                  What is the absolute quickest way to get on your good side?
                  There may not be a quick way.... I don't know, I guess I've never encountered an applicible situation...
                  http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                  But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                  ~Jim Butcher

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                    #699
                    Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                    Originally posted by Medusa View Post
                    What is the absolute quickest way to get on your good side?
                    I don't really have an answer to this. Chemistry, I suppose. But nobody has control over that.


                    Mostly art.

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                      #700
                      Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                      Be clever without being cruel, and use manners.
                      Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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                        #701
                        Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                        Be a bird or a horse.
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                        Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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                          #702
                          Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                          Be a cat
                          Be A pizza
                          Be a Diet Dr Pepper
                          Be a Wolverine.
                          Be a Wolverine with a pizza and diet dr pepper for me and have a kitty in your pocket.
                          Satan is my spirit animal

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                            #703
                            Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                            Originally posted by Medusa View Post
                            What is the absolute quickest way to get on your good side?
                            Be my husband coming home.

                            And gin.
                            ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

                            RIP

                            I have never been across the way
                            Seen the desert and the birds
                            You cut your hair short
                            Like a shush to an insult
                            The world had been yelling
                            Since the day you were born
                            Revolting with anger
                            While it smiled like it was cute
                            That everything was shit.
                            - J. Wylder

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                              #704
                              Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                              You have $100 to spend on non essential stuff. What do you buy?
                              Satan is my spirit animal

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                                #705
                                Re: Medusa's Question Du Jour *the millenium edition!*

                                Originally posted by Medusa View Post
                                You have $100 to spend on non essential stuff. What do you buy?
                                I'm eigther going out to eat a really expensive meal, or buying miniatures to paint, or paint, some of it may go towards video games or comics, depending on hw I am feeling at the time...
                                http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                                But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                                ~Jim Butcher

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