Medusa's Quesion du jour (the year of the horse edition!)

[kalynraye]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Chunck.. that I don't give out enough treats any more, though he sits pretty and shakes.

Brexton.. I don't give him enough room to sit on the love seat with me.. he must be right beside me at all times. Otherwise I might disappear.

[Medusa]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Lexi(the pit pup) Your feet smell amazing! And I must lick them every chance I get!
Poppy (the older dog) Who the hell is this pup always nipping at my feet?!

[ChainLightning]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

I think all 3 cats would say the same 2 words. Damn human.

[anubisa]

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What is your biggest pet peeve on the road?

Drivers who tail behind you then get over in the other lane and speed up and speed over in front of you. I think it's totally rude.

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Walter - 'Mom stop spanking me because I get down off the bed several times.'
Sabrina - 'Mom you need to start giving us food from the table like Grandpa does.'
Trini - 'Sis, stop telling me not to scratch the couch.'

[Torey]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

"If you take my toy away one more time..."

[Gleb]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Since I have a cat and a dog it's gonna be two things:
Cat: You should hug me more and get rid of the damn dog.
Dog: You should care less about the cat, it's not as fabulous as I am.

[Quetzal]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Pris the cat and Plisskin the snake wouldn't talk even if they could. They'd just carry on sitting there, staring at me unblinkingly like the twins from the Shining. Creepy little shits, my pets.

[Heka]

If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Hammond the Turtle would be like "youre there! Oh wait, *scurries back* youre right there... I see you hand! There mjst be fooooooooodz!"

Benji the little dog "ball ball ball ball ball ball food food food food food food food ball balll ball"

Billy the big dog "hello hello its me! I love you! Scratch me! Love me! Yayaya! Hello hello! Where are you going?! Hello! Yeeeee!"

Then I'd try and get billy to tell me why he keeps jumping the fence.

[volcaniclastic]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

You there, human mother. Stop. Stop what you're doing. I'm meowing. Can't you see I'm meowing? Let me out. Feed me. Love me. Stop loving me. Wait, I have to lick something. Feed me. I'm still meowing. Let me out. Stop paying attention to anything other than me. Don't touch me with that brush. I'm indignant. Wait, I have to lick something. Let me out. Love me. Don't love me. Pet me there. No, I changed my mind. Why haven't I seen the little red dot, recently? Let me out. Stop, stop what you're doing. Let me out. Let me in. Let me out. Let me in. Let me out. Let me in. Wait, I have to lick something.

Ad infinitum.

[B. de Corbin]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

In our next life, you'll be the one who gets "fixed."

[Juniper]

If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Dog:

Rain: "HI MOMMY I MISSED YOU ALL DAY I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME PLEASE LET ME OUT TO GO PEE BUT I'M GONNA COME RIGHT BACK INSIDE SO YOU CAN RUB MY BACK AND SCRATCH MY BUTT AND HERE IS THAT BALL THAT KEEPS ROLLING AROUND THE PLACE BUT IT'S COOL BECAUSE I BROUGHT IT BACK TO YOU AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN FEED ME"

Cats:

Angus: Human, I demand you let me in the bathroom and pet me as soon as you get out of the shower. Looooove meeeeee, wet human. I'm gonna go sleep on the dog's bed for the rest if the day.

Ophelia: Bow to me.

Luna: You're on the couch trying to watch TV? Neat, can I lay on your face and drool?

Jinx: I don't know who this chick is that moved in with daddy but she's annoying. I think I'm going to stare at her all the time and run away when she comes near me.

[Hawkfeathers]

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Plisskin the snake

LOL I see what you did there. Love it!

Buddy the African Grey parrot DOES talk and he tells me I'm a good bird and that he loves me with all his heart. Which means GIVE ME A TREAT, SLAVE.

[nbdy]

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If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what would it have to say about you?

Dog: You should never leave without me. I must be near you at all times.
Cat1: Why won't you let me sleep on your face?
Cat2: Check the food dish, please. Even if you just did, please check it again.
Cat3: You are the only one I trust.... I think.

[Medusa]

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What is one item that you are entirely brand loyal to?

[Denarius]

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What is one item that you are entirely brand loyal to?

Soda, coke and pepsi (especially coke) are just the inferior choices. Dr. Pepper Snapple group forever.