Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

THE RANT THREAD!

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 523
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 103 153 193 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 213 253 303 523 template Next
    #3031
    Re: THE RANT THREAD!

    Originally posted by Denarius View Post
    I let my mom borrow my dvd player... without checking to see if it was empty. Now, it is NOT porn that she found... But it was a really fan servicey harem anime, with two nearly naked girls rubbing all up against each other emblazoned right on the dvd. Ecchi not hentai.

    Normally I wouldn't be bothered by that, I am totally shameless, but it was her reaction and the conclusion she drew from this that is the crux of my problem.

    She took that as proof that I am straight, and was relieved. So I had to have that lovely conversation with her again, and she's even MORE skeptical about it this time.
    I'd just up and tell her "Mom, I like the cock. Just like you."

    But then again, maybe that's not a great idea.


    Mostly art.

    Comment

      #3032
      Re: THE RANT THREAD!

      Well, I am... ambivalent towards cock. The real issue is that I am asexual, and she doesn't accept that as a definitive answer. I probably should have mentioned that.
      Trust is knowing someone or something well enough to have a good idea of their motivations and character, for good or for ill. People often say trust when they mean faith.

      Comment

        #3033
        Re: THE RANT THREAD!

        Originally posted by Denarius View Post
        Well, I am... ambivalent towards cock. The real issue is that I am asexual, and she doesn't accept that as a definitive answer. I probably should have mentioned that.
        I humbly apologize for assuming sexual orientation.

        At the end of the day, people don't need to understand, they just need to accept. Hope things work out for you with your mother.


        Mostly art.

        Comment

          #3034
          Re: THE RANT THREAD!

          Originally posted by volcaniclastic View Post
          I humbly apologize for assuming sexual orientation.

          At the end of the day, people don't need to understand, they just need to accept. Hope things work out for you with your mother.
          I agree. On the other hand know how frustrating it can be to have a reoccurring 'conversation' with a parent that for some reason keeps happening even tho it ends up being a push every time ending in bad vibes.
          Good luck with your mom
          on the plus side, you have one more go-to funny/awkward story to tell at parties

          Comment

            #3035
            Re: THE RANT THREAD!

            Gotta love how armchair scientist guys get pissy when I pull out the science which supports the idea they lack self control.
            my etsy store
            My blog


            "...leave me curled up in my ball,
            surrounded by plush, downy things,
            ill prepared, but willing,
            to descend."

            Comment

              #3036
              Re: THE RANT THREAD!

              So I get summoned for jury duty about every 4 months... I never make a trial, or my jury group gets cancelled and sent home on the day, itmeans that about every 4 months I am recieving a letter for jury duty, take a day off and it is wasted... Technically if I even made it into the selection room, I would be rejected to actually sit a trial anyway because I am directly related to 3 cops, and am formerly Military police... I just wish they would stop sending me letters and making me take days off...
              http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

              But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
              ~Jim Butcher

              Comment

                #3037
                Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                PRO TIP: You probably shouldn't bitch about the person taking care of the cat when she's the ONLY one willing to take care of the cat and her ear polyp. She probably wouldn't have this issue either if folks actually plunked down the money for surgery.

                It pisses me off how people think "helping around the house" means that unless I'm wearing a french maid outfit and dropping everything to clean up their mess as they make it I'm "lazy". I'd say go fuck yourself, but you look like a disappointing lay. I'm really wondering what they will do with themselves when I'm gone again...
                my etsy store
                My blog


                "...leave me curled up in my ball,
                surrounded by plush, downy things,
                ill prepared, but willing,
                to descend."

                Comment

                  #3038
                  Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                  ^^They'll bitch then, too.

                  Either that you abandoned their needs or that you were decidedly ungrateful. Or both.


                  Just a guess.




                  "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it." - Ayn Rand

                  "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Marcus Aurelius

                  "The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice." - Mark Twain

                  "The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." - Johnny Depp


                  Comment

                    #3039
                    Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                    Most likely, Chain, most likely.

                    Also, probably try to sue for "back rent" that was never decided until well after I moved in and he decided to play landlord with the only broke ass kid.
                    Last edited by Caelia; 13 Jan 2013, 13:00.
                    my etsy store
                    My blog


                    "...leave me curled up in my ball,
                    surrounded by plush, downy things,
                    ill prepared, but willing,
                    to descend."

                    Comment

                      #3040
                      Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                      Originally posted by Caelia View Post
                      PRO TIP: You probably shouldn't bitch about the person taking care of the cat when she's the ONLY one willing to take care of the cat and her ear polyp. She probably wouldn't have this issue either if folks actually plunked down the money for surgery.

                      It pisses me off how people think "helping around the house" means that unless I'm wearing a french maid outfit and dropping everything to clean up their mess as they make it I'm "lazy". I'd say go fuck yourself, but you look like a disappointing lay. I'm really wondering what they will do with themselves when I'm gone again...
                      Have you ever been to Ihatemyroommate.org? Some funny shit on there. Sounds like you could publish your story.
                      Children love and want to be loved and they very much prefer the joy of accomplishment to the triumph of hateful failure. Do not mistake a child for his symptom.
                      -Erik Erikson

                      Comment

                        #3041
                        Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                        Originally posted by Clive View Post
                        Have you ever been to Ihatemyroommate.org? Some funny shit on there. Sounds like you could publish your story.
                        I have a few I'd publish on there, like the roommate that stole my meds and liquor (despite being old enough to buy her own).

                        I ended up venting my frustrating by making some Scumbag Stacy captions.
                        my etsy store
                        My blog


                        "...leave me curled up in my ball,
                        surrounded by plush, downy things,
                        ill prepared, but willing,
                        to descend."

                        Comment

                          #3042
                          Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                          Literature homework? Didn't do it! Philosophy homework? Didn't do it!

                          Depression, check.
                          Lack of motivation, check.
                          World of Warcraft sucking my life out of my flesh, check.

                          Check out my blog! The Daily Satanist

                          Comment

                            #3043
                            Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                            Everywhere in the world: If you want to commit suicide you throw yourself in front of trains.

                            Egypt: If you want to commit suicide you ride trains.
                            [4:82]

                            Comment

                              #3044
                              Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                              Originally posted by Dumuzi View Post
                              Everywhere in the world: If you want to commit suicide you throw yourself in front of trains.

                              Egypt: If you want to commit suicide you ride trains.
                              Note to self: stay away from trains in Egypt. Got it.


                              Mostly art.

                              Comment

                                #3045
                                Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                                Originally posted by volcaniclastic View Post
                                Note to self: stay away from trains in Egypt. Got it.
                                Might want to add India to that note V.
                                life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                                Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                                "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                                John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                                "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                                Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


                                Comment

                                Previous 1 103 153 193 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 213 253 303 523 template Next
                                Working...
                                X