THE RANT THREAD!

[Medusa]

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The heat. It gots me! I got heat sick at work. One of my bosses drove me home. I'm gonna go nap in my igloo room.
It's horribly muggy. Ick.

[Willow]

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Some mini-arsonist was playing with a lighter in my store and trying to set clothes on fire... seriously people??? Really???

[DanieMarie]

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Oh.. That's ok then! You English speakers are weird. :P Baloney's an American thing though eh? So I blame them until further notice.

I guess I have no idea! I only acquired a taste for it after I moved to Germany, where it's called either Lyoner or Fleischwurst lol. I never tried to buy it in the UK, but it's probably called something else entirely.

[Heka]

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It's all gross anyway. Vegetarian power!

[DanieMarie]

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haha not for me! I love it! But I can see the viewpoint...I'd probably have gone veggie long ago if it weren't for my allergies.

[Heka]

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Allergies suck. My mum just got diagnosed coeliac. So now there's a good chance I'll be one to eventually, especially as my aunt has it too

[Raphaeline]

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The neighbor's yappy dog is going to drive me NUTS. They just moved in and I already don't like them, just because they leave that dog outside tied up all the time and it yaps and yaps and yaps... that annoying high pitched bark is so loud I can hear it from everywhere in the house and all times of the day and night.

[DanieMarie]

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Allergies suck. My mum just got diagnosed coeliac. So now there's a good chance I'll be one to eventually, especially as my aunt has it too

Yuck! Hope it skips you somehow!

[Hawkfeathers]

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So my gas grill decides to stop working. Good thing there wasn't company coming or anything! One more phone call to be made this week.

[Heka]

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Yuck! Hope it skips you somehow!

Me too! Though I've put coeliac vegetarian cookbook on the shopping list.

oh and my grandmother (mum and aunts mum) recently had bowel cancer too! Lots to look forward to haha

[RainbowDemonic]

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The following is a really bizarre rant but I think this is a good spot for it, so screw it, here goes:
I freaking hate dealing with other magic users when they get a wild hair up their butts and decide to mess with me for whatever reason. I realize a lot don't deal with this but for whatever reason it's happened a few notable times to me and it's always failtastic. I think it's hilarious when they think they're slick ricks getting away with their shenanigans, and yet make nice little jokes about it or grin and smirk and sneer; like this is suddenly high school plus witchcraft. Cut the crap you idiots, I know what you're doing and you always end up with your butts handed to you on a platter; then you get all offended like how dare I fight back, and here we go again with like six months of stupidity because you got butthurt. I'm tired of your constructs, your spells, your ridiculous nightmares (ooh I'm scared!), your shoddily-constructed illusions with obvious gaps everywhere (I swear it's like watching a two year old try to make pottery with you people). I'm tired of your pride, your selfishness, and your games. When people with skills in magic use have their pride hurt, they always do these stupid little p*ssing matches. I'll have none of it.

So to whoever has started up their crap with shoddy illusions and poking and prodding out of jealousy, you can kindly go and screw yourselves. I see what you're doing, I can already tell exactly who's doing it and I see everything about what keeps them up at night (it's a two-way connection you idiot, that means I get all kinds of juicy info about your worst fears while you troll around in my head, especially thanks to your paper-thin defenses), and what they're doing is straight-up kindergarten-level stupid. Enjoy your hexes, pal - you're actually getting me to that point with this waste of time you're pestering me with...and for a little bundle of southern hospitality like me? That's saying a lot. This whole thing has been like swatting away an incessant gnat - after a while you just use a nice spritz of bug spray, problem solved. Oh but please, do the every-butthurt-witch-ever thing and go call some buddies in to help you, so I can spritz five gnats instead! I've never bothered you and I never bother anyone else - so stay the hell out of my business, for once. This is me shaking my old woman cane saying GET OFF MY LAWN.

(BTW, for clarification purposes: I am absolutely not directing this rant at anyone here, just ranting in general - because really, where else can you rant about this kind of thing anyway?)

[Willow]

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Blah blah work drama blah blah work politics blah blah I need a new job that doesn't involve this retail rat race stuff. *headdesk*

[ChainLightning]

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Unable to stand up and my hands are in far too much pain to use the walker.

Fuck my life! I'm pissing in the bed!

[Hawkfeathers]

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Unable to stand up and my hands are in far too much pain to use the walker.

Fuck my life! I'm pissing in the bed!

Hope you feel better!!

[Ophidia]

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Unable to stand up and my hands are in far too much pain to use the walker.

Fuck my life! I'm pissing in the bed!

That sucks so much. Do you have any empty bottles handy?

((hugs))