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    #6781
    Re: THE RANT THREAD!

    I don't know if I want to start an actual thread about this. But this has been bothering me quite a lot. Maybe it's my tolerance level just giving out. But I think this needs to be said. And it's a topic that all of humanity needs to understand.

    YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AND DO NOT HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT.

    Unless you are Wolverine. Then we all know your special talent, now don't we, you man whore. Only because you are dead (not really I know deep in my heart) that you aren't screwing anyone. Except maybe Lady Death is now preggers with another of your mutton chop offspring.

    Anyways. You aren't special. Stop. Now. This isn't The Shinning. This isn't the lounge room of The Craft. Charmed is tv show and you aren't one of the Halloway sisters (or adopted one). And no, you aren't Dean who went to Hell. You aren't Samantha. You aren't even Sabrina. And not even her talking cat. Stop. Don't type anymore about the gift.
    Satan is my spirit animal

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      #6782
      Re: THE RANT THREAD!

      Does this mean I have to stop levitating the Cat,and no more changing the water to wine...Crap,you mean I can't ride on a carpet to gather my secret ingredient for the eternal life potion?

      Damn already...no one lets me play anymore...
      MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

      all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
      NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
      don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




      sigpic

      my new page here,let me know what you think.


      nothing but the shadow of what was

      witchvox
      http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html

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        #6783
        Re: THE RANT THREAD!

        Originally posted by anunitu View Post
        changing the water to wine...
        If you can do that, you're my new BFF!
        sigpic
        Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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          #6784
          Re: THE RANT THREAD!

          Ok,but it is only box wine ok...
          MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

          all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
          NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
          don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




          sigpic

          my new page here,let me know what you think.


          nothing but the shadow of what was

          witchvox
          http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html

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            #6785
            Re: THE RANT THREAD!

            Originally posted by anunitu View Post
            Ok,but it is only box wine ok...
            "Cardbordeaux" will do!
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            Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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              #6786
              Re: THE RANT THREAD!

              Originally posted by Hawkfeathers View Post
              "Cardbordeaux" will do!
              "Franzia" is the box of our choice. We're wallowing in it at home IRL.

              Unless we have spaghetti. Them we have Carlo Rossi in a jug.

              A big one.
              Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                #6787
                Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                My off-the-boat Italian grandmother liked Carlo Rossi. Back to ranting - I make my sauce from scratch, (it's sauce, not gravy). I gave someone my baked ziti recipe, and she produced something that looked good but tasted like school lunch. Why? She used RAGU!!!! OMG LOL My aforementioned Grandmother must have been rolling in her grave, haunting us, or something!
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                Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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                  #6788
                  Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                  Gave up on going to uni today. They keep cancelling my train! *insert swearing*.
                  You remind me of the babe
                  What babe?
                  The babe with the power
                  What power?
                  The Power of voodoo
                  Who do?
                  You do!
                  Do what?
                  Remind me of the babe!

                  Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                    #6789
                    Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                    Customers who talk on their phone at work really suck.
                    Is this credit or debit?
                    Talks
                    Is this credit or debit?
                    Talks.
                    Hi!
                    CREDIT.....ooooooooooooor DEEEEEEEEEEEBIT?
                    Finally answers me and still can't multitask.

                    Have a nice Tuesday.


                    I said it to everyone who pissed me off. It's so innocuous as to not go consciously noticeable. But subtle enough and quick enough like a quick penis clip ala Fight Club to eff their day up later on.

                    Retail experienced people have diabolical ways to eff you over.
                    Satan is my spirit animal

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                      #6790
                      Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                      "Goodmorning" is what I was trying to say. What came out was more of a croak. Never mind, it's not like I needed my voice anyway. And the fever is just a nice addition...
                      You remind me of the babe
                      What babe?
                      The babe with the power
                      What power?
                      The Power of voodoo
                      Who do?
                      You do!
                      Do what?
                      Remind me of the babe!

                      Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                        #6791
                        Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                        Tell me what is the point of a museum??? What specifically would be the point of a Holocaust museum? Just maybe you should think before you speak because the more you talk the dumber you look.
                        "If you want to know what a man is like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -- Sirius Black

                        "Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so."-- Ford Prefect

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                          #6792
                          Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                          I'm feeling intensely depressed today....

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                            #6793
                            Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                            Originally posted by DanieMarie View Post
                            I'm feeling intensely depressed today....
                            sending hugs your way!
                            You remind me of the babe
                            What babe?
                            The babe with the power
                            What power?
                            The Power of voodoo
                            Who do?
                            You do!
                            Do what?
                            Remind me of the babe!

                            Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                              #6794
                              Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                              I hate people who abuse animals because of their damned ideals....
                              "Fair means that everybody gets what they need. And the only way to get that is to make it happen yourself."



                              Since I adore cats, I might write something strange or unusual in my comment.Cats are awesome!!! ^_^

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                                #6795
                                Re: THE RANT THREAD!

                                Originally posted by Gleb View Post
                                I hate people who abuse animals because of their damned ideals....
                                Who hurts animals because of their ideals??????
                                "If you want to know what a man is like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -- Sirius Black

                                "Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so."-- Ford Prefect

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