The Rant Thread (v 1.2)

[thalassa]

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Okay folks, that'll do for this rant. Same again next year?

...its not even the hottest part of the year here yet.

[MaskedOne]

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I apparently need to update the password vault on my phone. One of the codes in it is out of date.

[ThePaganMafia]

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I wish I could quit dwelling on this BS so I could fall asleep sometime before 3 AM.

[Medusa]

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I wish I could quit dwelling on this BS so I could fall asleep sometime before 3 AM.

oh snap. it's 1am. Where have I been? I must go. My dream people need meeeee

[Medusa]

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I woke up this morning (9am thank you berry much) to a mouth full of blood. Apparently I had bitten through the tip of my tongue in my sleep. I've done this more than once. I had to sit around with a napkin stuck to my tongue.

[anunitu]

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Lady,have I not told you,you need to trim those fangs sometimes.

[anunitu]

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Found a true prophesy(ya know its true)

[EndlessCravings]

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My parents tried to take me to the mental hospital a few months ago. I was mad. I tried to tell them something and ended up getting told I was an "attention-seeking" person and just doing it for attention. I just find it amusing now. Of course, they pay no attention to their children. Always on their phones. Somehow, my Mom knew I was messing around with drugs when I found an old package that got delivered to us months ago that they never gave to the right person. I asked her could I throw it away and she said yes.
I grabbed the package and ran in my room and she made me give it to her about a minute later.
I told her I was going to throw them away and she said, "No you weren't, you were going to play with them." Not sure where she got that from.

Anyway, it's annoying.

[ThePaganMafia]

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Just drove from Riverside to Santa Monica and didn't die. Then got charged $30 to park. I should get to park for free for surving L.A. traffic. Don't know how people do this every day.

[anunitu]

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Proof of why the Government is so messed up,this guy is an elected official BTW
He insists that Guam will capsize if to many people are on it.

Could not make this stuff up..

[Hawkfeathers]

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No, no, he's got it all wrong. It's gonna fall off the edge of the flat Earth! Haha!!! But that's OK, we'll rescue the people and feed them with the grain stored in the pyramids.

[Denarius]

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this guy is an elected official BTW

[Medusa]

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My bike chain is making a funny rubbing noise even though it's not affecting my pedal power. I dunno. I think all the times the guys throw my bike in the back of the truck might have bent some metal. Gonna have to figure it out. Bleh.

pf edit has no dang chill

[B. de Corbin]

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I read about people calling 911 because their cat chased them into their bathroom. I've see psycho cats on TV...

But I've never met a cat like that in real life -

Until now. My daughter's roommate has one. The thing launched into three seperate full on, no holds barred, kill without mercy, unprovoked attacks on me over the course of a few hours. It literally had me running away, looking for a safe place.

My arms are now covered with deep, puss oozing wounds.

I am now safe at my other daughter's house where the cats are big fuzzballs begging for belly rubs...

[anunitu]

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I also ran into a "Devil" cat once,a friends roommate had an "EVIL" feline. The damn thing reached down into my boot(those high cowboy type boots) and ripped my leg. The other roommate(not the one with the cat) once tried to throw the cat out the third story window,but missed the window and hit the wall instead. Devil cats do exist,rare,but they are real.