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    #16
    Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

    Originally posted by thalassa View Post
    Is it wrong that my kids know this story from Andrew Lloyd Webber?
    Yes. You have corrupted them, and nobody will want to marry them now.
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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      #17
      Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

      "Mushrooms are plants"

      Check out my blog! The Daily Satanist

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        #18
        Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

        Originally posted by SeanRave View Post
        "Mushrooms are plants"
        They used to be, them they got to rule their own kingdom (excusable in somebody who was educated pre-1965 or thereabouts)
        Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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          #19
          Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

          So,plants have feelings? can they also play trivial pursuit? Also do they have any change they can spare???
          MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

          all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
          NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
          don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




          sigpic

          my new page here,let me know what you think.


          nothing but the shadow of what was

          witchvox
          http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html

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            #20
            Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

            #1. Pluto isnt a planet any more ...
            #2. Pluto is a dog silly ...


            #1... There are 13 signs of the zodiac ...
            #2. Where did they get the other stars from?
            I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books


            Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

            The Chief nodded in agreement.

            The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

            The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

            Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
            ​



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              #21
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              Hilarious, all of them! Where do you guys find these people?
              I'm not one to ever pray for mercy
              Or to wish on pennies in the fountain or the shrine
              But that day you know I left my money
              And I thought of you only
              All that copper glowing fine

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                #22
                Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

                So when our internet pooped out at work we had to do hand written tickets and open the registers with a key. One lady said 'so your powers out, huh?'

                I couldn't not say anything.

                'Actually, (looking up at our lights) you can see our lights are on and that's music you hear, and the automatic doors open and close. So no.'
                Satan is my spirit animal

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                  #23
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                  "I bought these beads here a few years ago and finally got to my project ... Turns out I need one more string ... Are they still on closeout?"
                  I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books


                  Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

                  The Chief nodded in agreement.

                  The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

                  The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

                  Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
                  ​



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                    #24
                    Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

                    I had a row with a family friend who insisted that the moon had a light of it's own. He flat out refused to believe it was the sun illuminating it.
                    You remind me of the babe
                    What babe?
                    The babe with the power
                    What power?
                    The Power of voodoo
                    Who do?
                    You do!
                    Do what?
                    Remind me of the babe!

                    Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                      #25
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                      My ex-housemate looked at the starry sky and asked: "Are those all really satellites?"
                      baah.

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                        #26
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                        "Why don't pagans like Jesus? They did for awhile..."

                        random guy on facebook
                        "In the shade now tall forms are advancing,
                        And their wan hands like snowflakes in the moonlight are gleaming;
                        They beckon, they whisper, 'Oh! strong armed in valor,
                        The pale guests await thee - mead foams in Valhalla.'"
                        - Finn's Saga

                        http://hoodednorseman.tumblr.com/

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                          #27
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                          "We have to convert all the Jews because the end times are coming!" Shut up, Michelle Bachmann. We didn't elect your crazy ass for a reason.
                          Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

                          Honorary Nord.

                          Habbalah Vlogs

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                            #28
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                            Is it not funny,at least until they pick up pitchforks and Torches,then you need those 2nd amendment guns so bad...
                            MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                            all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                            NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                            don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




                            sigpic

                            my new page here,let me know what you think.


                            nothing but the shadow of what was

                            witchvox
                            http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html

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                              #29
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                              I'm gonna predict the future and say that the stupidest things I'll hear this week will be tonight during the candidates debate.

                              At least, the stupidest until tomorrow.
                              sigpic
                              Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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                                #30
                                Re: Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

                                Yesterday I heard (from the same woman) that vaccinations cause autism and that dinosaur bones are fake and were put there by the government to trick people.

                                A girl I work with mentioned she was from Boston. One of our new hires said "Boston...Boston...is Boston a state?"

                                Heard a girl ask her boyfriend what the Spanish word for "taco" was. He told her she was an idiot.

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