Octopus painting

[B. de Corbin]

No, NOT the colorful depiction of an aquatic creature; instead, an aquatic creature creating a colorful depiction*:

_{* Technically, if you want to get picky, it is the colorful depiction of an aquatic creature being assisted in the creation of a colorful depiction. Lawyers are now satisfied.}

[Sagefire]

Re: Octopus painting

How, as an artist, can I compete with that? (throws brush to floor, puts fist through canvas, and pouts over an icy rum and coconut water) Nobody told me I was painting against a hyper-intelligent sea invertebrate! CURSE YOU POSEIDON! I hope Aquaman chokes on a cuttlefish bone.

[Hawkfeathers]

Re: Octopus painting

That's great! I have a painting done by a horse. There's a group called "Moneighs for Rerun" that has retired racehorses dab their noses in non-toxic paint and rub them on a canvas. They then affix a lock of the horse's hair, and sometimes a hoofprint, and sell them to raise funds.