Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[anubisa]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted!

However, you will be scatterbrained for everyday next year.

I wish I could stop feeling like an idiot somedays.

[Juniper]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, but you are doomed to only sew shut wounds on the battlefield while people die around you.

I wish I liked tea more.

Granted, but you now become obsessed with Teas and don't want to drink anything else ever again.

I wish I didn't feel like such a scatterbrain today.

[Heka]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. You're now on fire.

I wish my sewing skills were better

Granted, but you are doomed to only sew shut wounds on the battlefield while people die around you.

I wish I liked tea more.

[iris]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, but now you're anorexic and can't gain weight either.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

Granted. You're now on fire.

I wish my sewing skills were better

[Heka]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, instead there are mosquitoes buzzing around you.

I wish I could lose weight without having to go on a diet or exercise (LOL).

Granted, but now you're anorexic and can't gain weight either.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

[anubisa]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, but it's always the perfect weather from the opposite side of the world.

I wish there were no flies buzzing around me.

Granted, instead there are mosquitoes buzzing around you.

I wish I could lose weight without having to go on a diet or exercise (LOL).

[Oshii]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. You now have Cujo.

I wish for perfect weather.

Granted, but it's always the perfect weather from the opposite side of the world.

I wish there were no flies buzzing around me.

[Shahaku]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

granted, but you can only teleport 20cm at a time

I wish I had a dog

Granted. You now have Cujo.

I wish for perfect weather.

[iris]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, you can cuddle your baby now, but you're never putting it down again, not at 8 months, not at 18 years. Soz.

I wish I could teleport.

granted, but you can only teleport 20cm at a time

I wish I had a dog

[Heka]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, you can cuddle your baby now, but you're never putting it down again, not at 8 months, not at 18 years. Soz.

I wish I could teleport.

[Shahaku]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. You always wake up when your alarm goes off, but now it rings every time you fall asleep.

I wish my dinner would be ready when I got home

Granted, bus the cook sucks and it's always something like rice and plain, dry chicken.

I wish I was cuddling my baby right now.

[iris]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. You have it in your hands, but you get a 10 minute long brain freeze sensation and teeth pain every time you eat some.

I wish my alarm would actually wake me up.

Granted. You always wake up when your alarm goes off, but now it rings every time you fall asleep.

I wish my dinner would be ready when I got home

[Sean R. R.]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. But at the end of that year you'll lose all memory of Japan even existing.

I wish I had my favourite ice cream right now.

Granted. You have it in your hands, but you get a 10 minute long brain freeze sensation and teeth pain every time you eat some.

I wish my alarm would actually wake me up.

[iris]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, now summer is colder and winter is hotter.

I wish I could live in Japan for a year.

Granted. But at the end of that year you'll lose all memory of Japan even existing.

I wish I had my favourite ice cream right now.

[anubisa]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, now summer is colder and winter is hotter.

I wish I could live in Japan for a year.