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ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic
RIP
I have never been across the way
Seen the desert and the birds
You cut your hair short
Like a shush to an insult
The world had been yelling
Since the day you were born
Revolting with anger
While it smiled like it was cute
That everything was shit.
- J. Wylder
10 Things Never To Say To A Pagan Unless You Have A Death Wish:
(These are things I've actually had told to me or that has been told to pagan friends of mine)
1. Oh, so you do magick? Cool! Can you turn me into a table then?
2. You will go to hell.
3. Come on, dude, no one's worshiped those gods in like, forever.
4. Oooh cool altar! Can I touch that statue? (The answer, is NO.)
5. You will go to hell.
6. Oh, so you worship Satan.
7. *Insert Bible quote here*
8. Oh, so you hate Christians. (NO)
9. If you do not repent, God will *Insert threat here*
And of course:
10. But *insert pagan religion here* isn't an REAL religion.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Strangely I'm good with some of that...
I donate blood at the blood bank for my blood sacrifice, My wife is good with being a sub, I like unquestioning obedience sometimes, and I like a good fire.
I'll bring the marshmallows and graham crackers if someone will bring the chocolate.
The Dragon sees infinity and those it touches are forced to feel the reality of it.
I am his student and his partner. He is my guide and an ominous friend.
Why is that thread dead? I just spent an hour reading through it. It's hillarious
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The Power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe! Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat
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