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    #361
    Re: Things that make you LOL!

    Originally posted by Amelia-Mary View Post
    Oh you can laugh it's fine XD And once I got my ring stuck in them during a spelling test and was writing stuff down with my hand attached to my mouth XD My friends couldn't even look at me XD
    Don't feel so bad - my middle sister decided to get braces as an adult, & due to one thing or another, never finished paying for them. The dentist wouldn't maintain them without payment & she couldn't afford to find a new dentist. As the braces started falling apart, they would get hung up on anything - like her bed sheets & blankets, her kids' hair, her boyfriends' clothing... I can't tell you how many times she'd come out into the living room dragging half her bedding with her looking for someone to help undo the mess. It's amazing how much stuff her mouth came into contact with on a daily basis. :P

    It got to be a running joke: "Where's Terry?" "I don't know, she probably got her braces stuck on the freeway".
    The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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      #362
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      Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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        #363
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        Children love and want to be loved and they very much prefer the joy of accomplishment to the triumph of hateful failure. Do not mistake a child for his symptom.
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          #364
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          Originally posted by perzephone View Post

          It got to be a running joke: "Where's Terry?" "I don't know, she probably got her braces stuck on the freeway".
          **chuckle*

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            #365
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              #366
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              I'm not sure where this belongs so I put it here, I'm still laughing and shaking my head.

              Anyways I was at my alter this morning giving thanks for all that has been given to me. When I got sidetracked(insert A.D.D here)looking at an old piano carcass in the corner of my alter/workroom and started thinking about and then making a pentacle from part of the hammer mechanism. Well about twenty minutes or so later I look up and my alter pentagram(it is of course made of wood) is on fire!
              I guess this goes to show the powers that be want your full attention when your addressing them and not wondering off!

              Well just add another project to my list, Pentagram repair.
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                #367
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                I'd forgotten these exist till this evening. Gotta love what people come up with on the net.



                life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


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                  #368
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                  The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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                    #369
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                    This will be a rant by tomorrow but my friend said 'I bet you wouldn't change your name to something ridiculously sexual' so I googled parody names and we selected 'Wilma dickfit' (sorry for that) and now facebook has decided that I've had too many name changes. So I'm stuck as this now XD
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                      #370
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                      ^^^ I'm so glad beans are too big to spray out my nose.
                      The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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                        I really shouldn't be quite amused since these aren't traditionally compliments but I find the poster entertaining as hell especially given the absurd thread that I made to receive one.

                        Oh as reference, below is the Vlad Tepes award that is mentioned.

                        life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                        Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                        "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                        John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                        "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                        Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


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                          #372
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                          Originally posted by MaskedOne View Post
                          Oh as reference, below is the Vlad Tepes award that is mentioned.

                          ...er. I, uh... hmm. That is to say, um...

                          Uh-oh!

                          Paying particular attention to the meaning of 'cruel and unusual', I find it very ambiguous and highly subjective. And what the heck is "civilized", anyway?




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                            #373
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                            LOL

                            I'm noting that you haven't mentioned anything on elaborate tortures Chain.
                            life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                            Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                            "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                            John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                            "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                            Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


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                              #374
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                              I don't think it's necessarily meant to be funny, but my god it is!
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                                #375
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                                Masked, that is pure awesome.
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