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But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
~Jim Butcher
^^^^Oh my, I just about laughed so hard I peed myself!
But I didn't.
Just for clarification.
I saw this some time yesterday and I have to say it's been a while since I laughed that hard.
Have you seen the reading by Gilbert Gottfried?
It's even better.
"The fire could not be tamed with the wind,
nor the wind suppressed by the flames.
As blending the Light with the Dark
merely results in Grey." -Ville Friman
Aw, I feel bad. I was mildly internet amused, but I didn't even crack a smile while watching that. I must be missing how it's funny.
I think it helps if you haveread the book, and know a bit about george takei... I read the book, and giggled a bit every time she said "Oh My" thinking it would be hilareous if he did a reading of it...
I don't know why this made me laugh, but no one was listed in the chat today, and I guess this was the first time I've seen it in the new chat, but it says "the chat be empty" and I had a giggle fit.
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
~Jim Butcher
I thought it was funny because of the tone of voice and the faces he made, and because the bf is a fan of Mr. Takei.
Also, it reminds me of Morgan Freeman reading "The Poop that Took a Pee" on South Park.
Children love and want to be loved and they very much prefer the joy of accomplishment to the triumph of hateful failure. Do not mistake a child for his symptom.
-Erik Erikson
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
~Jim Butcher
lol...the most true parts are (well, all of them...but) the car one and the bathroom one.
I used to say that if you want to be somewhere on time, start getting ready an hour sooner than you would for you alone. Also, plan on an extra 10 minutes for every 5 minutes an outing should take--for example, running into a store to pick up milk and eggs, without kids, 4 min...with kids, AT LEAST 15, and add another hour for the car.
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
~Jim Butcher
Nice little old white lady came in and heard my co-worker speaking spanish to a spanish speaking couple. The lady watched them, and said something in spanish to my co-worker, which caused my co-worker to have a fit of laughter. The lady apparently had exclaimed at how much prettier spanish was than english, and wondered why we bothered with english, since supposedly the founding fathers had "booted the british out." Sorry but this one made me giggle hard.
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
~Jim Butcher
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