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    #31
    Re: You couldn't make it up thread....

    Wedding colours are very important! I want to know what they are!!!

    I bet she had terrible taste anyway :P
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    I have never been across the way
    Seen the desert and the birds
    You cut your hair short
    Like a shush to an insult
    The world had been yelling
    Since the day you were born
    Revolting with anger
    While it smiled like it was cute
    That everything was shit.

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      #32
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      Originally posted by Heka View Post
      Wedding colours are very important! I want to know what they are!!!

      I bet she had terrible taste anyway :P
      Mine ended up being purple and dark green with a splash of yellow. They tooootally fucked my cake up, but there were other things that happened that pissed me off more than just icing colors being wrong
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        #33
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        I had white icing, and provided the ribbon for it so they couldn't fuck it up. Mine was all green, and in the handfast ribbon I had green, taupe-y brown and white braided together.
        ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

        RIP

        I have never been across the way
        Seen the desert and the birds
        You cut your hair short
        Like a shush to an insult
        The world had been yelling
        Since the day you were born
        Revolting with anger
        While it smiled like it was cute
        That everything was shit.

        - J. Wylder

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          #34
          Re: You couldn't make it up thread....

          My groom picked the colors. But that's because he wore a kilt and there was family tartan to consider.

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            #35
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            Family tartan is cool. I have a mate of mine who's hella Scottish. And his knowledge of his tartan, and crest etc is epic. It's be soo cool to have a crest!
            ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

            RIP

            I have never been across the way
            Seen the desert and the birds
            You cut your hair short
            Like a shush to an insult
            The world had been yelling
            Since the day you were born
            Revolting with anger
            While it smiled like it was cute
            That everything was shit.

            - J. Wylder

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              #36
              Re: You couldn't make it up thread....

              Anyone reckon alcohol was involved? Or maybe it was an episode of Bridezilla...

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              Originally posted by Rowanwood View Post
              My groom picked the colors. But that's because he wore a kilt and there was family tartan to consider.
              I got married in a kilt, but it was black ($100 versus several hundred for a tartan). Tha only thing on which I was asked my opinion was what kind of groom's cake did I want. Of course I said "Pie." Lemon meringue it was...
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                #37
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                Mechanic Finds Diamond Ring Lost In Car Seat For Six Years

                An engagement ring that was lost in Richmond, Virginia in 2007, was recently found by a mechanic in Greenville, South Carolina.


                I'm lucky to find spare change...
                I often wish that I had done drugs in the '70s. At least there'd be a reason for the flashbacks. - Rick the Runesinger

                Blood and Country
                Tribe of my Tribe
                Clan of my Clan
                Kin of my Kin
                Blood of my Blood



                For the Yule was upon them, the Yule; and they quaffed from the skulls of the slain,
                And shouted loud oaths in hoarse wit, and long quaffing swore laughing again.

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                  #38
                  Re: You couldn't make it up thread....

                  Icing colors? When I got married, there was no cake. We had pizza.


                  And holy shat! I need to start checking my seats again!




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                    #39
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                    Speaking of finding stuff in a couch...

                    Woman finds snake living in free couch

                    http://www.local10.com/adopt-a-pet/f...z/-/index.html
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                      #40
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                      Mr Penry wore his bugsy Malone suit when we got married. Minus the button he'd accidentally eaten after it had fallen into his curry.
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                      Phantom Turnips never die.... they just get stewed occasionally....

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                        #41
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                        Get all the latest interesting, hilarious, and mind-blowing stories on the Web. This is the stuff everyone's talking about.


                        This. Holy sweet hell what the actual.....just....this is terrifying. I hate this country so much sometimes
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                          #42
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                          In 2006 I had a procedure done that required me to be at the hospital for a total of 12 hours. It was billed at around 45k. (My insurance covered it, but it's still just ridiculously high.)
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                            #43
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                            The most unbelievable part about that, is no one I talk to about the current healthcare system sees anything wrong. Their excuse is "they're just entitled."

                            With multiple-thousand-dollar bills?

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                              #44
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                              Our current excuse for a government is deriding our NHS at every turn and trying to turn people against it. Why? So they can sell it off to their chums. Makes me sick.

                              Here - for the time being - all health care is free at the point of use. Yes, we pay taxes for it, but it recognises that sometimes people just need treatment. And they do.

                              And what other countries need, IMHO is another Aneurin Bevan. Great Welshman, him.
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                              Phantom Turnips never die.... they just get stewed occasionally....

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                                #45
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                                We have public health, and private health. Under the public system, if you need anything, you go on a waiting list, and hopefully it'll happen at some point (a mate tore his ACL, by the time he had surgery, he had learnt to live without it). Private health comes at various prices, with various extras, but the same surgery would have happened immediately. I'm not sure if there would've been any extras, but still. I'm getting private health as soon as I get my tax back. Will cost about $4000, but with my eye issues, the fact that hubby works on roofs and scaffolding for a living, and that I want a family soon (and while I don't care about public vs private, if there's an issue, it pays to be private).
                                ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

                                RIP

                                I have never been across the way
                                Seen the desert and the birds
                                You cut your hair short
                                Like a shush to an insult
                                The world had been yelling
                                Since the day you were born
                                Revolting with anger
                                While it smiled like it was cute
                                That everything was shit.

                                - J. Wylder

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