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I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
I wear babypink lippy thanks very much, and I'll have you know I'm a babe! X
Just don't frost it. You aren't Katy Price for God's sake. That's what frosted pink lips look like. And if anyone tells you differently they are just flat out lying. Don't do it!
I am beginning to think that I have vastly different taste in women than most people here. I'll post my top five favourite woman (as far as looks are concerned, anyway).
#5 - Michelle Trachtenberg
#4 - Mila Kunis
#3 - Rachel Bilson
#2 - Kristin Kreuk
And mai waifu, #1 - Samaire Armstrong
Short hair, long hair, dark hair; I think this woman is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
so ironic .. I love all of these woman and they also happen to be a few of my favorite actresses.
Just don't frost it. You aren't Katy Price for God's sake. That's what frosted pink lips look like. And if anyone tells you differently they are just flat out lying. Don't do it!
No frosting :P Just baby pink. And only baby pink lippy if I'm going with very little eye make-up or very neutral eye make-up.
"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me"- CS Lewis
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
~Jim Butcher
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