Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Things that make you LOL!

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 60
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 23 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 43 60 template Next
    #481
    Re: Things that make you LOL!

    Originally posted by Dez View Post
    Saw on Reddit--thought of the mods and admins

    My BB code doesn't want to cooperate tonight, or else I'd just link it normally.
    It's not your BB code, it's that website which doesn't allow you to directly link to their images.
    [4:82]

    Comment

      #482
      Re: Things that make you LOL!

      My brother simply said "too late," when I showed this to him.
      "Don't ever miss a good opportunity to shut up." - Harvey Davis "Gramps"

      Comment

        #483
        Re: Things that make you LOL!

        Originally posted by ThorsSon View Post
        My brother simply said "too late," when I showed this to him.
        This made me laugh so much that my friends on Skype started wondering what drugs I was on.

        (Only Captain Morgan for now)
        �Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.�
        ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
        Sneak Attack
        Avatar picture by the wonderful and talented TJSGrimm.

        Comment

          #484
          Re: Things that make you LOL!

          driving yourself to the hospital with a gunshot wound in your butt, and a wrapped veritable "brick" of cocaine hiding in your jacket, then wondering why we have called the police... hahahahahaha
          http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

          But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
          ~Jim Butcher

          Comment

            #485
            Re: Things that make you LOL!

            Originally posted by Maria de Luna View Post
            driving yourself to the hospital with a gunshot wound in your butt, and a wrapped veritable "brick" of cocaine hiding in your jacket, then wondering why we have called the police... hahahahahaha
            You... you have an eventful job, don't you?

            Comment

              #486
              Re: Things that make you LOL!

              Originally posted by iflewoverthecuckoosnest View Post
              You... you have an eventful job, don't you?
              Hospital security in inner-city Wilmington.
              http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

              But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
              ~Jim Butcher

              Comment

                #487
                Re: Things that make you LOL!

                headdesk, you drop the coke before visiting the medics!

                Was the gunshot literally in his butt? If it was, you've just made my morning.
                life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


                Comment

                  #488
                  Re: Things that make you LOL!

                  Originally posted by Maria de Luna View Post
                  driving yourself to the hospital with a gunshot wound in your butt, and a wrapped veritable "brick" of cocaine hiding in your jacket, then wondering why we have called the police... hahahahahaha
                  Dumbass...
                  Children love and want to be loved and they very much prefer the joy of accomplishment to the triumph of hateful failure. Do not mistake a child for his symptom.
                  -Erik Erikson

                  Comment

                    #489
                    Re: Things that make you LOL!

                    Originally posted by MaskedOne View Post
                    headdesk, you drop the coke before visiting the medics!

                    Was the gunshot literally in his butt? If it was, you've just made my morning.
                    Through his car door into his butt, 2 shots...
                    http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                    But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                    ~Jim Butcher

                    Comment

                      #490
                      Re: Things that make you LOL!

                      Originally posted by Maria de Luna View Post
                      Through his car door into his butt, 2 shots...
                      Can I work with you?
                      �Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.�
                      ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
                      Sneak Attack
                      Avatar picture by the wonderful and talented TJSGrimm.

                      Comment

                        #491
                        Re: Things that make you LOL!

                        Tempted to second Juni on that request actually.
                        life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.

                        Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

                        "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

                        John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper

                        "You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."

                        Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis


                        Comment

                          #492
                          Re: Things that make you LOL!

                          Originally posted by Eisheth View Post
                          Can I work with you?
                          Originally posted by MaskedOne View Post
                          Tempted to second Juni on that request actually.
                          The funny does not outweigh the crazy and underpaid-ness.
                          I should probably add that I work less than a block away from where he got shot... (hehe, in the butt.)


                          I giggled too hard when I realised that Masked had sent a particular thread straight to the catacombs.... hehehe
                          http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                          But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                          ~Jim Butcher

                          Comment

                            #493
                            Re: Things that make you LOL!

                            Originally posted by Maria de Luna View Post
                            Nice little old white lady came in and heard my co-worker speaking spanish to a spanish speaking couple. The lady watched them, and said something in spanish to my co-worker, which caused my co-worker to have a fit of laughter. The lady apparently had exclaimed at how much prettier spanish was than english, and wondered why we bothered with english, since supposedly the founding fathers had "booted the british out." Sorry but this one made me giggle hard.
                            I'm totally using that, the next time I see one of these on FB:

                            welcome_to_america_now_speak_english_sticker-p217467621644666030q0ou_400.jpg

                            How funny!
                            Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
                            sigpic

                            Comment

                              #494
                              Re: Things that make you LOL!

                              Originally posted by thalassa View Post
                              I'm totally using that, the next time I see one of these on FB:

                              [ATTACH=CONFIG]1417[/ATTACH]

                              How funny!
                              Love it. When I lived in Slovenia, Slovenian. While I live in the US, English. While I lived in the UK, proper English. It's not hard!

                              Comment

                                #495
                                Re: Things that make you LOL!

                                So, why do they call it a "roach clip"?
                                BECAUSE "POT HOLDER" WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
                                HA.

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 23 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 43 60 template Next
                                Working...
                                X